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Krile: "This tower... it's an illusion made by Exdeath! I must dispell it!"
Everyone: "... ?? Well if you're sure it's an illusion"
Galuf's Spirit: "Yo buddies, since we're all dead-"
Kelgor: "I'm not yet!"
Kelgor's Spirit: "lol nm. whatup broskis"
Galuf's Spirit: "-My granddaughter needs help breaking an illusion"
Spirits together: "KAMEHAMEHAAAA"
Illusion: *isded*

me, now seeing the castle is made of flesh: "AAAH PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK"

Woulda been nice if Krile's character got more time and development honestly.

...what...

...moogles can communicate telepathically??...

WHAT???

girls kissing girls

...oh hell I forgot how fun the Gilgamesh fights were in FF5, dang. best character.

alright itme to go to the FUCKIN MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON or some shiiiiiitttt cause we leaving our world behiiiiind aww yeaaaaaaa

(in final fantasy 5 anyway)

...oh wow this ff5a patch actually borked more than just shops.

... there's massive corruption of sprites every so often. Go into a shop, then out, and BAM, it erases all npcs from existence (until you leave the map and enter it again)

Oh wow the retranslation of FF5 on the GBA is... kinda... really friggin bad. I think the fan translation of the SNES version was actually better what hte heck

me distantly: "F-...F-FF-FFRIEND!!"
wasps: "....alright but we got our eyes on you, bucko"

also me: *inarticulate screaming and sobbing and fleeing at the sight of a wasp*
wasps: "...yo what the FUCK"

entomologist, zoologist and , sobbing: "please, stop, you can't keep calling every creature a friend!"
me, pointing at tardigrades, moths, bees, snakes, skunks, spiders, and all manner of other critters weird and wonderful: "friend"

tired: Month-Day-Year date format
wired: Year-Month-Day date format
Inspired: girlfriend-boyfriend-enbyfriend or any rearrangement thereof date format

hhhh... sprites keep bloody vanishing in cutscenes goddammit

Ah man this patch made ff5A buggy as shit. fuck

mmhn. might restart because I can't get any magic and I know I don't NEED it if I'm cheating anyway but... hfff. I duno. fuck it. see how things go I guess, I'm just playing for the story anyway

Oh right the whole Faris being a girl thing. oof. that's... not handled especially well.

...also this translation on the GBA version is... why is Faris using piratey slang c'mon square what the shit.

Aw dang this GBA port of FF5 doesn't have any cheats to accellerate levelling and gold and whatnot. ..
...and the patch has... borked somehow and messed up all the shops and jobs and abilities so I've automatically unlocked and mastered all of them without meaning to?.. wtf?... dangit, ah well at least the music is better as a result of the patch