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Hands up everyone who plays Arknights who also kept Amiya as their assistant even though there are other characters they really like but just can't bear the thought of upsetting that poor bunny

what if old pcs weren't actually beige, but they had really bright colours, and just faded into beige over time?

what if all colours eventually turned beige depending on the age of the item in question. the beigening

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......I should probably go to sleep

BEHIND THE TOOT i was actually going to do a joke about eight-segment displays but i'm kinda tired i guess. and i wrote "tired: eight segment" and then blinked and it said "egg statement" instead. and it was so much better than whatever it was i was gonna write

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...he just paused, then grinned slightly, and IMMEDIATELY went "I infinity +1 dare you". and I was so fuckin' SCANDALISED like "OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T JUST SKIP TO INFINITY PLUS ONE THAT'S AGAINST... The... rules???"

and he was grinning because he knew. he knew there WERE no rules.

and I was pissed. because he did it before I was gonna do it! and I'm sure he knew that, so he got the jump on me.

Props to him for figuring out that rule was BS tho. good job, dude.

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So you know that game kids play often where it's like "I dare you" "I DOUBLE dare you" "Well I TRIPLE Dare you!!" and so on until Infinity Dare, and then of course the next, and final logical step is Infinity +1 Dare?

Will never forget the day me and my little brother stopped ever doing that.

I can't even remember what the fuck it is we were doing this over, not that it matters anyway, but we got as far as me going "I TRIPLE dare you!" and...

Birdsite link, but catchy nice tune, lovely neon visuals, and a cutie skink anthro bopping along otthe music 

Hey look

What could it be

Have I perhaps gone joyriding with @monorail 's fursona again - WHY YES I HAVE #oopsiarted

🎢 🎹 πŸ”₯

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:daft2: πš‹πšŽπšπšπšŽπš›
:daft3: πšπšŠπšœπšπšŽπš›
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..."anicross" still sounds like some kind of picross game involving kemonomimi

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wait isn't there a kemono friends picross game?? I wonder if it's good?

i think The Sims Online (2002) accurately predicted the tech bro culture of the 2010s

Whhooooops, guess I'm gonna have to turn on the janitor system to stop decals and blood staying forever. c_c; it uh.. it eventually gets far too much to handle.

"Should I shave my legs?" my girlfriend asked abruptly.

"I admit I think it would look weird but I support you."

"Well, maybe not ALL off, just a trim, maybe leave some puffs at the ankles? Maybe my arms too? Fluff at the wrists?"

I chuckled and shrugged speechlessly.

"People think poodles are classy... I want to be classy too," she explained.

"If you want to be a classy werewolf, be a classy werewolf."

Her tail wagged gleefully.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

Huh, turns out Doom 2 has code for horizontally sliding doors for the Wolf3d secret levels, but they commented it out.

there's av ideo of someone testing it out after reenabling it and... hm. youtube.com/watch?v=DF3hQfo9ju

... I think ... that's why they commented it out. For two secret levels it seems like a waste to code that in, and it looks... messy.

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