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Forgot I got a screenshot of her!
Also yes I'm playing an Avali, because of course I am

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...and i just dressed my crew in croptops and miniskirts. :3

....uh...

okay so... I hired a crew member in Starbound (using the Frackin' Universe mod. I've had starbound for AGES and ages and ages and welp, gotten back into playing it lately with Miq, havin' a good time), and... they are an occult scholar, and I found her in a sarcophagus on an Avian zealot pyramid in space. Turns out her status was "kissed a girl and liked it" so I now have an eldrich investigator lesbian on my crew. \o/

Someone is to blame for me getting "Quakemaster" by MC Hawking stuck in my head. I don't remember who but someone is to blame for this.

Randomly delighted by the design and presentation of the Matra & Hachette Ordinateur Alice series of home computers from the mid 1980s.

Along with Melissa Joan Hart's performance in Clarissa Explains It All, this solidified my belief that this is what the typical computer programmer looked like.

Tired: high speed rail network
Wired: tool assisted speedrun

Me a year or so ago: "ooh gta5 is on ridiculously cheap but... hmmm... nah I'll not bother, it's not like it'll be anything different to the previous games, and I guess I'm having more fun with Saints Row 3/4 (let's be real they're the same game, 4 is just an expansion pack to 3 honestly). Meh"
Me today: "...oh shit I can get GTA5 for free on epic? lol why the fuck not, it's free, even if I never play it, freeee :D "

the free online encyclopaedia that NO-ONE will EVER edit again

waiting for one of those famiclone-style consoles with the NES-on-a-chip black-blob on the circuit board, except you plug it in and it boots into Windows XP and you play Half-Life 2

imo, the fact that it was plausible in the 90s to make a complete, native (not-emulated) recreation of a platform from the 80s, on a single chip, but it's not plausible in the 20s to do that with a platform from the 00s, let alone the 10s, is a real indictment of the last two decades

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...oh no.

oh no someone made the Black Mesa sweet voice as a weapon mod/musical instrument for Stabround and it functions basically just like it

This is why I never log in to that bot's account and do fake posts pretending to be the bot because I'm afraid that I'll realise that the bot was me all along aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaactually this wouldn't be so bad to be honest. hm.

sometimes I do a pooptoot and it's just so friggin "out there" that if I didn't know better and was reading it from an utterly outside perspective I'd be like "is this some kind of markov chain bot or some bullshit" but no

no there is a markov chain bot of me

and the only way you can tell is that it's hosted on botsin.space as opposed to here.

so here i am
doin everything i can
holding on to what i can
pretending i'm a spiderman

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