"Red Warrior needs food badly!"
"Would you settle down, you just ate."
"RED WARR-"
"I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, FUCK, I'm hungry too, you don't see ME yelling every five minutes about it!"
"But... but you're a wizard, Yellow Wizard, you're EXPECTED to be like, old, and wizened and-"
"okay let me stop you there, Han Swolo; for a start, you've either eaten, or SHOT, every single food item since we got to this dungeon."
"Yeah but can't you just like... magic food up??"
".....huh..."
I mean I know they said Godot was a very lightweight engine but holy FUCK that's... ONE EXECUTABLE, no additional install. just... you just unzip the exec, you run it, and boom you're in. eat shit, GMS :D
also gonna look into this coding doohickery again, this time Imma try out Godot.
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...no, it's not because I'm looking for the perfect time to make a "waiting for Godot" pun, and i resent the implication that I am hyperfixated on puns.
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even though i am.
but still, very rude to call me out like that. even if it's absolutely true.
Check it out: @viTekiM's Vector Hat Studios has unearthed another forgotten classic arcade game: what R-COIL was to Asteroids and Byte Driver was to Rad Racer, Rainbow Laser Disco Dungeon is to Berzerk and Robotron: 2084. Fight your way through rooms filled with rampaging robots, armed with a variety of music cannons that fire to the relentless beat of the disco soundtrack.
Check out the demo here: https://vectorhat.itch.io/rldd-demo
And back the Kickstarter here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/miketiv/rainbow-laser-disco-dungeon?
scp foundation
anyone want to crit my conprocs for the Exquisite Corpse contest?
it's here, under the Exquisite Corpse tab http://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/undergroundmonorail-s-cool-drafts
"Dark Lego, show me the forbidden connection techniques":
http://bramlambrecht.com/tmp/jamieberard-brickstress-bf06.pdf
a leaked PDF of a Lego internal corporate document describing "illegal" connections that must not be used in official kit-building instructions
Much has been written on the analogy between lego connections and programming language syntax; that would make this illegal connection PDF the equivalent of, like, undocumented compiler features or something.
pokemon with their trainers, first evo and final evo and it's all just... so friggin cute aaaa https://imgur.com/gallery/3WwWs1O
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.