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also love the idea that Texas is the ONLY member of penguin logistics that actually THINKS, while the rest of them are "AAAA FUCK IT SMASH SHIT UP YEAAAH", and she's clearly just given up trying to get the rest of them to use their brains hahaha

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i got waai fu in arknights

i got the punchy tiger lady

all is good

several, not serval. I don't think i follow any serval folks. mores the pity

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birdsite link, but lemmie give you a headsup

synthesiser
cozies

twitter.com/flangy/status/1265

and I KNOW that I follow serval folks who this feels super fuckin' on brand for. (I'm prolly followed back by at least three of them)

Kami has started curling up under the bedsheets with me a little in the mornings and it's super cute and aaaaa

minutes later: Yellow Wizard: *throwing flaming steaks everywhere which explode into candies, laughing hysterically, while eating from a levitating dinner tray that forever restocks itself* "HAHAHA FUCK YES THIS IS AWESOME, HEY RED, TURKEY, SIX O'CLOCK"
Red Warrior: "YEET" *throws axe into turkey, wizard throws a fireball, turkey explodes into a cataclysm of magical fire*
Narrator: "EAT THE FOOD, DON'T SHOOT IT"
Wizard and Warrior: "EAT OUR DICKS HAHAHAHA"

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"Red Warrior needs food badly!"
"Would you settle down, you just ate."
"RED WARR-"
"I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, FUCK, I'm hungry too, you don't see ME yelling every five minutes about it!"
"But... but you're a wizard, Yellow Wizard, you're EXPECTED to be like, old, and wizened and-"
"okay let me stop you there, Han Swolo; for a start, you've either eaten, or SHOT, every single food item since we got to this dungeon."
"Yeah but can't you just like... magic food up??"
".....huh..."

I mean I know they said Godot was a very lightweight engine but holy FUCK that's... ONE EXECUTABLE, no additional install. just... you just unzip the exec, you run it, and boom you're in. eat shit, GMS :D

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Ah, finally found the godot executable in this zip file, gonna just... run that to install it-*godot launches* ...oh...

....oh wow that uh... hm. wow. that's... unexpectedly tiny. o_o

"Hey Ren weren't you going to do some coding? Cause you seem to be doing a lot of pooptooting right now."
okay first of all shut the FUCK

therapist: "so, if there is one thing you could change about the wor-"
me: *immediately* "Character creation do-over tokens and physglitches in real life should be a thing."
therapist: "...uh... Y-you mean... in videogames or...?"
me: *not breaking eye contact* "did i stutter?"

steam straight up going "hey you bought this game at some point and have never played it! :D why not give it a try?" and I'm like all

">_> <_< >_>;; I have no memory of this purchase"

w...wait... what the fuck when did I get sunset overdrive what the shit???

also gonna look into this coding doohickery again, this time Imma try out Godot.

...

...no, it's not because I'm looking for the perfect time to make a "waiting for Godot" pun, and i resent the implication that I am hyperfixated on puns.

...

even though i am.
but still, very rude to call me out like that. even if it's absolutely true.

thinkin' bout how good the yakuza 0 soundtrack is again

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