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If you live in the Michigan area and are interested in and capable of taking in two older dogs, please let me know. My Artie (a German Shepherd mix) and Rosie (a terrier), both 11 years old, deserve better than I can give them right now. They have both been house-trained but have been outdoor for the last year so may need slight retraining. They are friendly and were always good with my son.

i posted something very similar just a few minutes ago but the situation has changed a little bit so i might as well make a new thread

here's the fedi mario kart wii discord server!

if you play mario kart wii--or if you'd like to play mario kart wii--feel free to join!

discord.gg/eyWe9NZ

Kobold Teknology took an unexpected turn with the discovery of the Explosive chocolate Bar Tree.

Not a tech tree mind, a Literal gene enhanced tree that grows highly nitrated cocoa butter in pods. Nitrated glycerides and all that.

Hey; does anybody in Illinoise have room for somebody to move in? I don't have all the details yet but a friend of mine may be homeless by the end of this month.

hehehe. Romhack for a link to the past that, when you pick up a big key, replaces the whole game with a picture of a spreadsheet

...oh shit i'll be able to play donkey kong country finally on switch o_o

also I could load up some Ennio Morricone, some Gungrave and Trigun stuff, maybe some Cowboy Bebop ost, that sorta stuff.

Heck actually Digging in the Dirt by Peter Gabriel has kinda the right mood to it. sure it's not "lore appropriate" but heck we're just after a moody soundtrack for the game right?

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hmmm should I mod fonv to have a custom radio so I can put appropriate tracks that aren't just the FONV soundtrack? I mean the FONV soundtrack is pretty great but I dunno... if I'm gonna listen to "Why don't you do right" I'd rather the version from Who Framed Roger Rabbit honestly.

oh fuck i finally figured out what that tune I had stuck in my head a couple days back was.

it was the themesong to The Mandalorian.

"Oh uh... yeah I like solids, but it's totally platonic you know? I'm more into goos and liquids."

pooptooting about pasta. pastatooting Epilogue 

Rotini: "who is this Foo-zilly? I am In-Cog Nito!"
Mafaldine: Linguini with ⏳ a 📼 e 🌴 s ⛲️ t 🐬 h 💾 e 🐬 t ⛲️ i 🌴 c 📼 s ⌛️
Rigatoni: gymbro penne. Rigatoni and Radiatori work out together.

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pooptooting about pasta. pastatooting three: Bride of Pastastein 

Bucatini: T H I C C Macaroni. MAXXaroni. Morecaroni
Radiatori: Gymbro Fusili, seriously look at that six pack, yowza. (thank you for this one @Siphonay@octodon.social :3 )
Conchigle: One day penne just opened up about itself and had a big period of introspection and is now super duper chill about everything and very open minded.
Farfalle: Black Tie Formal Event pasta
Vermicelli: Spaghetti after reading too much about String Theory.

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pooptooting about pasta. pastatooting Two: This Time, it's Fusili 

Penne: macaroni with a degree in fashion design
Fusili: penne with a degree in structural engineering
Fettucini: Linguini's sibling. got all the looks but hardly any substance. still valid tho. Linguini would die for them, even tho Fettucini is a jerk to them sometimes.
Tortellini: oh COME ON, we KNOW it's you Ravioli, this is just sad, now.
Tagliatelle: Linguini and Fettucini's very anxious other sibling.

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pooptooting about pasta. pastatooting 

types of pasta

spaghetti: your basic noodle
linguini: spaghetti but /E X T R A/
lasagne: linguini but relaxed
macaroni: what's left after spaghetti is punched out of the raw pasta shape.
ravioli: pasta that heard about cornish pasties and is really upset that it couldn't be that awesome so is trying way too hard, seriously ravioli just stop, okay? stop it. you're fooling nobody.
cannelloni: lasagna that's really into snugglepiles.

looking for kinky clothing recommendations 

Hey, so, my girlfriend wants a maid outfit for her birthday, where's a good place that sells stuff like that in trans woman-friendly sizes?

My attempts to get folks to gender me correctly have met with Mx. Success.

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