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florian

if you're reading this

and are still alive

i'm sorry. we were too caught up in our own hubris

currently in a collaborative pooptoot and sitting here going "damn florian would fuckin love this cursed thread"

and then I thought "what if florian HAS seen this thread and cannot reply or even hit the fav button because oh god this thread is cursed as hell"

aw dang I just found out 1) RM (Research Machines) still exists, and still sells computers to schools

but 2) they just sell prebuilt HP systems now (in admittedly kinda nice cases) and not their own RM Machines that ran a RISC processor and like... I think it was RM DOS or something?

and also 3) their logo is really dull now ;;

Prof Oak got no fuckin beeswax asking a ten year old kid what junk they got, jeez, someone investigate that fucker already.

Metal Gear Solid series but the Patriots were actually just wanted to oogle at cute boys in skintight outfits and were mad at Solid Snake for being a buff bear of a guy.

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Raiden was selected by the Patriots AI to become the next generation supersoldier project.

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They deliberately went with a prettyboy twink.

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guess the AIs had a "type".