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- Pronouns
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- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
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FF15 is about a Prince of a country under siege and the very gay polycule he is part of
god Prompto takes a lotta pictures of Gladiolus looking exceptionally handsome.
I think our photographer boy has a bit of a crush.
...
on everyone in the party tbqh.
he very gay yes
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me earlier: Ahh guess I'll play some FF15 nwo that we got tasks done this afternoon!
immediately: *MORE TASKS*
me eleven hours later: *finally gets to sit back down at their computer and realises FF15 was running this whole time* :| welp now I have no idea how long I've actually played this game for but ah well.
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A test engineer walks into a bar, orders a mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 50 mags of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 0.746 mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 10000 mags of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders a mag of pee.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders a tank of water.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders ahsbwhdheuc mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders /$&@"(&(: mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar from drain, and leave by jumping out of the window.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orde
A thousand test engineers rush into a bar, and rush out.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 2"; DROP TABLE bar; mag of beer.
A test engine walks into the bar, punches tender's face.
A test engineer leaves the bar with satisfied face.
END OF STORY:
A client walks into the bar, orders a plate of pasta, the bar explodes.
aw yeah we up and we Dudes in a Car Adventure 15ing it up
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What if we put a Succubus's head on top of Spiderman's body!
It'd look something... like this!
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knowing the history of the catholic church gives me this insight:
the thing with demons and goatlike features probably comes from a goat kicking a pope in the nuts one time, and said pope deciding that all goats are demons
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fluff, queer rights, akpol
" Anchorage has voted 9-2 to ban conversion therapy on minors. It’s poised to be the first city in Alaska to outlaw the discredited practice, as well as the northernmost city in the U.S. to protect LGBTQ+ youth."
...okay ff15 is... hm..
... it's good?
it's genuinely kinda... fun? I like how it handles, the dialogue is good, there's puns galore and the game is utterly unashamed of them. So far not just Ignis, but Noctis as well have both made blatant puns (I think even big beefy boi Gladiolus has made at least one) and not one of the four have ever gone like "UGH, REALLY!?" at the punning character.
This is refreshing. ^^
Also the combat feels... surprisingly good tbqh. I'm liking this.
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@Nine *Renalia was an impostor*
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Please boost! Abuse mention.
Please help my friend Juno escape her abusive household. Any little amount helps, with rent and travel and whatnot. Seriously, any amount can make a difference. Please share this around!
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me, when i discover my new stretch jeans are too small because the fabric isn't sufficiently elastic crosswise
SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT WEFT! 😩
...no tummy you are not hungy
you just ate a couple hours ago
you do not need more food
stop.
okay for real tho bedb
but then... like... I'd have to play a game about a boyband touring a fantasy world which DOESN'T let you play as a cute li'l mouse bard.
or the shooty magical dominatrix game.
...
hm maybe actually I'll... settle in for the long haul with FF15 actually first, THEN bayonetta, THEN Ghost of a Tale.
okay I think imma go bebd
slepy time
tomorrow
I choose between Ghost of a Tale, FF15 and Bayonetta.
...gotta say kinda leaning towards the cute mouse game
*someone boosts one of my pinned toots*
yes
YES
SPREAD MY CURSED TOOTS SO THAT I MAY BECOME STRONGER
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
