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remembering whichever Arc the Lad game it was that had a robot party member who could gain experience but not levels, so you could funnel the XP off to other party members to boost them

and fuckin Working Designs, who translated the game into English, called him Diekbeck, or "Diek" for short, just so that they could somehow smuggle THIS SHIT into the manual

boy are you a blockchain transaction because i am extremely uninterested in an explanation for your behavior

Germans of Mastodon!

Please Explain This!

captain disillusion, a visual effects superhero who dresses up in a tight suit made of bright colours and wears chrome makeup to debunk viral hoaxes has the catchphrase "Love with your heart, use your head for everything else!"

just give me one thing. make everything as silly as you want but if you give me one genuinely sweet thing that shows you actually cared, it makes the silliness so much better

enter the gungeon. the only reason this game has lore at all is to facilitate more gun puns. like the name of the freaking game is ENTER THE GUNGEON. it has meduzi the gorgun, every floor of the gungeon is called a chamber, one of the weapons is literally a lowercase r because the letter sort of looks like a gun. your whole goal is to construct The Gun That Can Kill The Past, a weapon that you shoot through time to fix some mistake where your life went wrong

and yet, there's a statue in the first chamber

A tribute to an unnamed gungeoneer.
"Kill your past. You've already damned your future."
The rest is worn away.

shovel knight. the dude's weapon is literally a shovel. you dig up gems from piles of dirt on the ground

but the screen flashing "STRIKE THE EARTH!" when you load into a new stage? fuckin sweet. you forget how silly it all is for a second

i'm a sucker for things that are overwhelmingly silly having like, one line in them that's genuinely fuckin cool

"holly this can't possibly be a long list" wanna bet

copybara

A test engineer walks into a bar, orders a mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 50 mags of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 0.746 mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 10000 mags of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders a mag of pee.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders a tank of water.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders ahsbwhdheuc mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders /$&@"(&(: mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar from drain, and leave by jumping out of the window.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orde
A thousand test engineers rush into a bar, and rush out.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 2"; DROP TABLE bar; mag of beer.
A test engine walks into the bar, punches tender's face.
A test engineer leaves the bar with satisfied face.

END OF STORY:
A client walks into the bar, orders a plate of pasta, the bar explodes.

Happy #BiVisibilityDay from your neighbourhood friendly and fierce Bi-derman.

With love,

Joseph

It'd look something... like this!

knowing the history of the catholic church gives me this insight:

the thing with demons and goatlike features probably comes from a goat kicking a pope in the nuts one time, and said pope deciding that all goats are demons