Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

the lyrics to The Killer's "Somebody Told Me" seem to imply that the singer has a friend who either a) has a very femme presenting/appearing boyfriend that looks just like a girl they once dated last year.
b) has a boyfriend who is apparently trans masc and the singer might have just outed them in public
or c) has a boyfriend who is also the girlfriend the singer had last year because they are a shapeshifter and can change forms at will

I just finished this quest.

it literally plays out like a fucking cheesy ass food advert wholesale.

like, it even has like, this ridiculously unnatural dialogue about the whole shit rofl.

AND IT IS BASICALLY NEVER REFERENCED AGAIN LOL

though I do like that while at camp I got a nice shot of Prompto and Gladio enjoying their instant noodles and Gladio of course has the BIG Cup Noodle.

fucking...

god.

i forgot that this game just straight up advertises a real world product in it. and that it does it... through not just an in game billboard, or a shop you can literally buy Cup Noodle brand Noodles from, that you can eat in game at camps as a meal, but also that there's a fucking quest centred around it that Gladio gives you oh god

oh god i forgot

the cup noodle quest in ff15

the fucking cup noodle quest

omg i got a link strike with Ignis and I only just noticed... as Ignis dives in, his glasses fall off. Noct lands in a crouch after the strike... and with one smooth motion, sweeps up Iggy's glasses from the ground, and holds them up. Doesn't say a word. Ignis just takes them, and suavely puts them on like that was meant to happen, lol

uh...

...

prompto took... a photo... of himself... and Ignis... standing at the back end of a pier as they watched Noctis fish... the camera is positioned like... as if it was Noct taking it...

...

HOW DID YOU TAKE THIS, PROMPTO!?

Prompto got the monochrome filter for his camera

and now he's taking B&W Film Noir style photos of Noct and Gladio.

Dunno if you've seen but the newest expansion to Sins: The Roleplaying Game (you know, that roleplaying game I helped write), is on KS, so uh. yeah! that will be book number 2 that I've had published!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/firstfallingleaf/sins-manifest-destiny/

Wonder if I can find a nice programmable RGB lighting, mechanical switches, white, full sized keyboard for a decent price that's wired.

i may have made a mistake by replacing a song from FF2's OST in FF15 with Gas Gas Gas from Initial D because I have since learned that there is such a thing as "chocobo drift"...

You press the brake/halt button (left trigger) when moving fast, and turn at the same time...

and you drift.

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as a result any time I am riding a chocobo, I end up invariably having to put that song on. every time.

hey solid snake fans, i just want you to know

you are all seen

*listens for the chorus of [!] noises with a smile*