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i'm going into the timeline

and i need ONLY your STRONGEST hot takes.

fucks sake seriously I'm JUST pressing right. You're JUST walking in a straight line to the right. WHY when I'm holding attack do you ZOOM OFF TO THE FUCKING SIDE AND INTO A WALL SO YOU GET STUCK AND GET HIT BY AN INSTANT DEATH LASER, FUCK YOU GAME

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hitting a wall in Guardian Tales because of three things
1: Imprecise controls that do their own thing sometimes because Mobile Game so I keep getting stuck on fucking walls
2: fucking wifi keeps cutting out at JUUUST the right time, right when I'm dodging or in the middle of something or on a time limit.
3: Framerate drops suddenly, and ALWAYS riht when I need to make a precise dodge or action so i miss it entirely because the framedrop means the game ignores any and all controls :D :D :D >:O

i honestly respect people who question their gender and decide theyre cis because they thought about gender harder than 99% of cis people do

you've heard of sharkboy and lavagirl, now get ready for

welp time to slep i think worn out from hard work today haven't even boted up a single game on my pc so just gonna slep

rolling around Lucis in the Regalia Type-D at night with my daemon repelling headlamps on and Louis Cole's "Weird Part of the Night" blasting at full volume so I can't hear Ignis whining about how "other people's cars are not targets" and "Noctis for the gods sake please slow down Prompto got launched out five miles back and we need to go back for him".

@keliff I remember drawing that first dragon ages ago cause they were SO COOL

gosh dangit now I have an early alarm and tries to go back to Rise of the dinos there are mods that work on it, but I've smelled it and

...*grimaces*

BOBBY: Dad! Dad! I finally picked out a fursona! It's-
HANK: Is it a real animal?
BOBBY: gh-
HANK: Come on, Bobby, we talked about this. Everyone thinks Dale's a jackass with his closed species.

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