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followup pooptoot: "...flowey you are a flower how you gonna yeet anybody without arms??"
"..."
"...didn't think about that did you?"
"YES I DID, SHUT UP. I THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING."

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lo-fi beats to be gay and do crime to

God my computer, MewMew, is so good. and so slick. and... fuck. god. just... so good.

...

I need a sticker of her namesake.

The absolutely exceptional Night in the Woods is currently free on the Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours: epicgames.com/store/en-US/prod #freegame

(That said, if you bought the Itch Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality back in June, you already own a DRM-free copy :blobcatcoffee:​ )

"Our masters have not heard the people's voice for generations and it is much, much louder than they care to remember."

A dear friend set a positive and hopeful challenge for next New Years' Eve, but my brain keeps circling back here.

24/7 Godot tunes for prosecuting / drinking coffee / being hard-boiled to

On this day, the largest mass-execution in US history 

Broken treaties lead to stolen food and five dead settlers, a brief war, the displacement of several nations, and the execution of 38 Dakota warriors at once.

nativenewsonline.net/currents/

it's Christmas! please consult the following gift etiquette chart to make the appropriate face and/or gesture for the camera when opening a given category of present:

- toys and games: pure childlike delight, just like in the commercials

- cooking gear: hold it up and pretend to lick it (can be tricky if it's a stand mixer)

- socks (general): bemused stare

- socks (thigh-highs and/or pride colors): put them on immediately. if multiple people got you these, put the longest ones on first so the shorter ones can show

- box full of nothing: grin knowingly and place a cat in the box, or yourself if you are a catgirl

- electronics: not so much a gesture as the extended performance piece that is integrating them into the local A/V web

- batteries for other gifts: find the giver and hug the shit out of them and tell them you treasure their foresight and they're just, the best, you know?

- anything horny: ahegao hard, or ahegao home

Computer: *goes wrong*
Me, immediately, regardless of the situation: "Your compootah box needs wowds!"

me: *setting up playlist, removing tracks one at a time that don't fit*
fingers: lol time to flub a random combo of keys without warning *deletes 90% of the playlist whilst trying to remove just one track somehow*
me: .................... WELP FUCK THIS NOISE FOR NOW

(yes Two Trucks by Lemon Demon is in this soundtrack. I think I should make sure I get Touch Tone Telephone as well because that's a hecka track too)

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me earlier: "oh dang there's a song I really wanna listen to again from some movie soundtrack I shoudl load that up"
me now at my pc looking at my playlist: "oh shit I need to update this 'Music To Fly By' playlist for when I play Elite Dangerous again, lemmie just clear that and... w...what was I gonna look up??"

basically my brain is a fuck and this is why i physically can very rarely enjoy horror games.

DUSKERS is one of the exceptions, and even that I can only play for brief periods and have to take long breaks between.

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Also this is why I cannot, and WILL not play Amnesia games, ever. I tried the first one, noped the FUCK out when there was the first invisible enemy in the pitch black water filled basement tunnel. uninstalled it immediately.

Alien:Isolation, I completed it, in the hardest difficulty, but FFFFUCK ME that was exhausting. I was physically drained afterwards. I tried going back into it for the DLC and just... couldn't. guh.

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even in Creative mode, the fucking Crashers and the massive leviathans coming outta nowhere god, fuck, christ.

Outer Wilds' Anglerfish were terrifying enough to have to deal with. I managed it, but god it was in sufferance.

At least with GTFO I have others to back me up so I don't have to deal with it alone, and fuck it, you can shoot things if shit goes south! No jumpscares either! THAT I can deal with. Jumpscares tho? fuck no,. fuck off. please. god. fuck.

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