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- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
Ooo oven should be cold now. Baking Stone seasoning ROUND TWO
(based on a true story that literally just happened I swear to fuck my brain is legitimately trying to kill me holy fuck. I VERY NEARLLY actually touched it too before I realised)
me: *takes baking stone out of the oven after its first half of its first seasoning*
My brain: "hey touch it to see if it's hot"
Me: yeah o-... Wait... It's JUST come out of the oven OF COURSE it's gonna be hot!
My brain: yeah but you should check to be sure
Me: yeah okay that seems legi- WAIT NO THAT'S RIDICULOUS WHY WOULD IT NOT BE?!
my brain: I double dog dare you to touch it
Me: well I TRIPLE dog dare YOU to touch it!
My brain: you're on!
Me: wait FUCK, NO. STOP IT *grabbing own hand*
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HEY NINTENDO
RT @ctrlcreep@twitter.com
Artificial scarcity is an admission of weakness, a fear that in abundance you would be less valuable, less loved, incapable of filling all that time
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ctrlcreep/status/1344042988847181824
followup pooptoot: "...flowey you are a flower how you gonna yeet anybody without arms??"
"..."
"...didn't think about that did you?"
"YES I DID, SHUT UP. I THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING."
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@Nine
Trebuczechia
"in this world, it's YEET OR BE YEETED"
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lo-fi beats to be gay and do crime to
God my computer, MewMew, is so good. and so slick. and... fuck. god. just... so good.
...
I need a sticker of her namesake.
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The absolutely exceptional Night in the Woods is currently free on the Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours: https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/night-in-the-woods/home #freegame
(That said, if you bought the Itch Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality back in June, you already own a DRM-free copy 
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"Our masters have not heard the people's voice for generations and it is much, much louder than they care to remember."
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A dear friend set a positive and hopeful challenge for next New Years' Eve, but my brain keeps circling back here.
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24/7 Godot tunes for prosecuting / drinking coffee / being hard-boiled to
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On this day, the largest mass-execution in US history
Broken treaties lead to stolen food and five dead settlers, a brief war, the displacement of several nations, and the execution of 38 Dakota warriors at once.
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it's Christmas! please consult the following gift etiquette chart to make the appropriate face and/or gesture for the camera when opening a given category of present:
- toys and games: pure childlike delight, just like in the commercials
- cooking gear: hold it up and pretend to lick it (can be tricky if it's a stand mixer)
- socks (general): bemused stare
- socks (thigh-highs and/or pride colors): put them on immediately. if multiple people got you these, put the longest ones on first so the shorter ones can show
- box full of nothing: grin knowingly and place a cat in the box, or yourself if you are a catgirl
- electronics: not so much a gesture as the extended performance piece that is integrating them into the local A/V web
- batteries for other gifts: find the giver and hug the shit out of them and tell them you treasure their foresight and they're just, the best, you know?
- anything horny: ahegao hard, or ahegao home
Computer: *goes wrong*
Me, immediately, regardless of the situation: "Your compootah box needs wowds!"
me: *setting up playlist, removing tracks one at a time that don't fit*
fingers: lol time to flub a random combo of keys without warning *deletes 90% of the playlist whilst trying to remove just one track somehow*
me: .................... WELP FUCK THIS NOISE FOR NOW
(yes Two Trucks by Lemon Demon is in this soundtrack. I think I should make sure I get Touch Tone Telephone as well because that's a hecka track too)
me earlier: "oh dang there's a song I really wanna listen to again from some movie soundtrack I shoudl load that up"
me now at my pc looking at my playlist: "oh shit I need to update this 'Music To Fly By' playlist for when I play Elite Dangerous again, lemmie just clear that and... w...what was I gonna look up??"
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
