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what is your favourite flying creature and why is it all of them

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my friend commissioned @ brushykb on Twitter to draw this i n c r e d i b l e Actual Real Life Snapshot of me doing #DafYomi as a New Year's gift and i COULD NOT be more thrilled and happy with it!!! heck heck heck heck heck!!! #NewProfilePic

Ooo oven should be cold now. Baking Stone seasoning ROUND TWO

(based on a true story that literally just happened I swear to fuck my brain is legitimately trying to kill me holy fuck. I VERY NEARLLY actually touched it too before I realised)

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me: *takes baking stone out of the oven after its first half of its first seasoning*
My brain: "hey touch it to see if it's hot"
Me: yeah o-... Wait... It's JUST come out of the oven OF COURSE it's gonna be hot!
My brain: yeah but you should check to be sure
Me: yeah okay that seems legi- WAIT NO THAT'S RIDICULOUS WHY WOULD IT NOT BE?!
my brain: I double dog dare you to touch it
Me: well I TRIPLE dog dare YOU to touch it!
My brain: you're on!
Me: wait FUCK, NO. STOP IT *grabbing own hand*

HEY NINTENDO

RT @ctrlcreep@twitter.com

Artificial scarcity is an admission of weakness, a fear that in abundance you would be less valuable, less loved, incapable of filling all that time

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ctrlcreep/status/1

followup pooptoot: "...flowey you are a flower how you gonna yeet anybody without arms??"
"..."
"...didn't think about that did you?"
"YES I DID, SHUT UP. I THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING."

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lo-fi beats to be gay and do crime to

God my computer, MewMew, is so good. and so slick. and... fuck. god. just... so good.

...

I need a sticker of her namesake.

The absolutely exceptional Night in the Woods is currently free on the Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours: epicgames.com/store/en-US/prod #freegame

(That said, if you bought the Itch Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality back in June, you already own a DRM-free copy :blobcatcoffee:​ )

"Our masters have not heard the people's voice for generations and it is much, much louder than they care to remember."

A dear friend set a positive and hopeful challenge for next New Years' Eve, but my brain keeps circling back here.

24/7 Godot tunes for prosecuting / drinking coffee / being hard-boiled to

On this day, the largest mass-execution in US history 

Broken treaties lead to stolen food and five dead settlers, a brief war, the displacement of several nations, and the execution of 38 Dakota warriors at once.

nativenewsonline.net/currents/

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