Holmesian pastiche where the Holmes is an ace/aro kinky nihilist she/they enby disaster who lives with their polycule and has seen Something Beyond that broke her. their girlfriends drag her out periodically to make sure she still sees the sun and to have them talk to clients, because they love how she lights up when they’re told to do something and then take interest in it as the case shapes up
can I just say btw that the emergency broadcast receiver from NMS is shaped like a friend?
https://nomanssky.gamepedia.com/File:PRODUCT.LOCATOR.ABAND.png
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my friend commissioned @ brushykb on Twitter to draw this i n c r e d i b l e Actual Real Life Snapshot of me doing #DafYomi as a New Year's gift and i COULD NOT be more thrilled and happy with it!!! heck heck heck heck heck!!! #NewProfilePic
(based on a true story that literally just happened I swear to fuck my brain is legitimately trying to kill me holy fuck. I VERY NEARLLY actually touched it too before I realised)
me: *takes baking stone out of the oven after its first half of its first seasoning*
My brain: "hey touch it to see if it's hot"
Me: yeah o-... Wait... It's JUST come out of the oven OF COURSE it's gonna be hot!
My brain: yeah but you should check to be sure
Me: yeah okay that seems legi- WAIT NO THAT'S RIDICULOUS WHY WOULD IT NOT BE?!
my brain: I double dog dare you to touch it
Me: well I TRIPLE dog dare YOU to touch it!
My brain: you're on!
Me: wait FUCK, NO. STOP IT *grabbing own hand*
HEY NINTENDO
RT @ctrlcreep@twitter.com
Artificial scarcity is an admission of weakness, a fear that in abundance you would be less valuable, less loved, incapable of filling all that time
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ctrlcreep/status/1344042988847181824
followup pooptoot: "...flowey you are a flower how you gonna yeet anybody without arms??"
"..."
"...didn't think about that did you?"
"YES I DID, SHUT UP. I THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING."
@Nine
Trebuczechia
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.