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The new Pokémon snap game has been announced to be coming out on the 30th of April ✨

@mawr I'm glad that most people seem to reject the official lore because what's the point of playing a fantasy game where you can do magic and go on all sorts of wacky adventures if I can't be friends with the little dragon people?

Fuck that all the races are get along and love each other and conflicts happen because some people suck and it has nothing to do with what they look like. There I created improved D&D!

well goddamn, someone released a tool for... basically every game using the engines for Skyrim/Oblivion/Fallout that allows you to generate new voice lines for NPC's from existing voice lines, and it's like... actually pretty good? it's not like 100% but still.

the entire universe:
the endless void:
entropy itself:
me upon seeing any kind of bone:

as in, bubbles start to accidentally clip into each other as a result of collisions happening too close together, and... that causes a knockon effect of bubbles being pushed away at way past a reasonable speed, which causes MORE clipping, and...

well..

suddenly your screen is carbonated and going full on warp speed and it is no longer relaxing.

Funny, yes, but relaxing no XD

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speaking of screensavers, I'd totally forgotton that Windows 10 even has them. that's how long it's been since screen savers were a thing that was necessary.

...turns out there's a fun looking one called bubbles, which is rather soothing. pastel coloured bubbles floating around your default background colouration bouncing off each other.

There's no options for it tho, which... I feel contributes to its... somewhat erratic behaviour...

...after a while it uh... goes feral?

"Can it play doom? let's find out! Alexa, play Doom 2, Nightmare Difficulty"
"are you sure?"
"yes"
"okay. Beginning Speedrun WR any% TAS attempt 1 of Doom 2 on Amazon Echo Dot."

Hot take: Orcs and Kobolds can be and frequently are friends of Humans, Elves, Dorfs and the like

D&D is just racist

so recently i learned about the Inert Gas System used on fuel tankers and how it usually uses either Nitrogen or Carbon Dioxide to do it.

and how basically this means that fuel is potentially carbonated to make sure it doesn't explode on ships when being transported.

fizzy petrol

I once had a falling out with a broken clock 

I tried to make up, but he wouldn't give me the time of day.

things I will repeat immediately if I hear or see them written:

ye
egg
bwep
oats

tired: in love

wired: in lesbians

inspired: in cahoots

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