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T poses out of bed and then noclips through the wall "Wrrrrrrrrrrr!"

oop no winamp's shuffle has decided it is time for Fireflies by Owl City

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what NMS says: "This particular creature you're looking for only exists in caves, and is uncommon, but is ALWAYS active no matter the time of day!"
what NMS means: "haha good luck finding this one fucko lol maybe it's those giant unscannable worms that show up as a new species and this is a glitch maybe it's not HAVE FUUUUN :D :D :D"

also me: *gets a ship in NMS called the TZ-31 Kushada*
me: nah... that ain't right... That needs renaming.
ship: *now called the TRZ-3 Kushinada because I am a giant friggin weeb even though I didn't even like Gundam Wing and never watched much of it*
me: perfect 'w'

me: *loads up my NMS save, where I last saved at a trade outpost*
game: *sudden loud screenshaking and borrowing noise*
me: what the fu-oh shit lol it's one of those unscannable giant worms let's have a look at it for giggles
Scanner: "Stomach Contents: Entire Trade Outposts"
me: o_o *looks at readout to be sure* *looks at trade outpost I'm sat on* *looks back at how close worm came to said trade outpost*....... NOPE. 8D

Sup, nerds. Wanna buy some software on floppy disks? Of course you do. That's why I'm selling msync, my command line mastodon client, on floppies! I have builds for Linux, OSX, and Windows ready to ship.

And if floppies aren't your thing, I have these lovely Office of Consensus Maintenance stickers, too.

I accept orders by internet, fax, and mail.

princess.software/order/

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Self-report. Instance is an effort to de-centralize the bitcoin social space away from bitcoinhackers.org, an instance already on this list. Admin gives zero fucks about policing content beyond crypto scams and ambiguous appeals to "common sense" .

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#FediBlock

JAHFJAKSFHJKASFfsaafs Garak's first appearance on DS9 set too the Mii Channel music with subtitles for both spoken words and thoughts and i just

i asfhjiksadfhklasdf i amn crying with laughter this is so great XD twitter.com/wellsbering/status

someone on another website pointed out that the cherry blossoms on the LEGO bonsai tree set are pink frogs

soooo...

been doin' some of the Space Anomoly Quicksilver missions to get, first of all, the First Spawn helmet for my character, and then all the armoured pieces.

so I can be space kobold.

neeaaarly complete. :3

anyway you should domain block cock.fish, not only are they Nazis but one of them also just did an epic transphobia and a pretty hilariously bad attempt to dox me

just look at the replies on this post monads.online/@horsefucker_thi

OMG FUCK #ADOBE!

So apparently #Flash not only ended support, but they ALSO baked a kill switch into it, for all Flash forever after. I can't even use my own third-party software choice to run any Flash files I saved!

Literally every one I've collected over the past 20 BLINKING YEARS(!) is now useless!

I need to find a batch converter or something. Anyone know of a good reputable one?

#FuckAdobe

*muffled sounds of protest as I am arrested for posting crimes*

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I got nothing else after this but the joke was gonna be that honestly if you're gonna slap animal ears on a human it's kinda like being afraid to commit to being a furry if you think about it but then I was like "yeah but animal ears people are okay too I guess I mean heck I spent the longest time being one I don't wanna be mean to them" and then I lost my train of thought and made this post and it went on for far too long without a single end to the long run on sentence and no wait I'm not done

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