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i'm shocked that the truman show was allowed to go to theaters. what if jim carrey had gone to see it? then he'd know

daily reminder that Skullomania from Arika's Street Fighter EX series's theme, Amusementive Crime, is awesome as hell

re: drug mention, NMS posting, BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE 

NMS has random roving drug and black market module dealers flying around and i fucking love it lol

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re: drug mention, NMS posting, BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE 

OH MY FUCKING GOD

So occasionally traders will land their ship on a planet you're on, usually pretty near you. they ALWAYS seem a bit shifty, and they ALWAYS sell Suspicious modules, which are kinda... usually around the A-S rank of upgrades, but are A) more variable in the benefits they give, and B) often alter things that normal upgrade modules of any kind can never alter.

...I ALSO realised they also sell NipNip Buds oh my GOD

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drug mention, NMS posting 

...I just realised Nipnip buds are listed as a "weed" that grows in "dank" places.

honestly I'm surprised it took me this long to get this reference. Like, the onyl way it could have been more obvious if the description for geknip, from which it is made, was "lol 420 blaze it"

T poses out of bed and then noclips through the wall "Wrrrrrrrrrrr!"

oop no winamp's shuffle has decided it is time for Fireflies by Owl City

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what NMS says: "This particular creature you're looking for only exists in caves, and is uncommon, but is ALWAYS active no matter the time of day!"
what NMS means: "haha good luck finding this one fucko lol maybe it's those giant unscannable worms that show up as a new species and this is a glitch maybe it's not HAVE FUUUUN :D :D :D"

also me: *gets a ship in NMS called the TZ-31 Kushada*
me: nah... that ain't right... That needs renaming.
ship: *now called the TRZ-3 Kushinada because I am a giant friggin weeb even though I didn't even like Gundam Wing and never watched much of it*
me: perfect 'w'

me: *loads up my NMS save, where I last saved at a trade outpost*
game: *sudden loud screenshaking and borrowing noise*
me: what the fu-oh shit lol it's one of those unscannable giant worms let's have a look at it for giggles
Scanner: "Stomach Contents: Entire Trade Outposts"
me: o_o *looks at readout to be sure* *looks at trade outpost I'm sat on* *looks back at how close worm came to said trade outpost*....... NOPE. 8D

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JAHFJAKSFHJKASFfsaafs Garak's first appearance on DS9 set too the Mii Channel music with subtitles for both spoken words and thoughts and i just

i asfhjiksadfhklasdf i amn crying with laughter this is so great XD twitter.com/wellsbering/status

someone on another website pointed out that the cherry blossoms on the LEGO bonsai tree set are pink frogs

soooo...

been doin' some of the Space Anomoly Quicksilver missions to get, first of all, the First Spawn helmet for my character, and then all the armoured pieces.

so I can be space kobold.

neeaaarly complete. :3

anyway you should domain block cock.fish, not only are they Nazis but one of them also just did an epic transphobia and a pretty hilariously bad attempt to dox me

just look at the replies on this post monads.online/@horsefucker_thi

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