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thinking about that video of the diver showing their hand to a bunch of crabs and a TTS voice is going like "crab crab. crab. crab crab crab. crab. hand. crab crab. FRIGHTEN. .. crab crab scare crab" etc.

...that's my braincells bouncing around my skull.

(they're doing it in the garden, not in their house. so like, I can hear it like it was in the next fuckin room wtf)

like i mean.. that's not illegal or anything but it IS annoying.

...neighbours are playing some very loud bassy music and it's 8:30 pm wtf

UK Census 2021, trans 

A good reminder over on Reddit:

old.reddit.com/r/transgenderUK

The 2021 census includes:

""Is the gender you identify with the same as your sex registered at birth? -> This question is voluntary" and provides two reply options:

* Yes
* No, write in gender identity (and provides a box to write down your gender identity)"

As they note, it's useful to fill this out accurately if you /are/ trans:

"There is a lack of information on how large the trans* population is the UK, and estimates vary a lot - and are often disputed. Resourcing and funding for GICs and other services are based on population sizes. Both the government and transphobes tend to push down estimates of how large the trans* population is as a reason to under-fund GICs and services. If the size of the UK trans* population is more accurately known then the government will have less excuse to continue to under-fund and under-resource GICs and services, and transphobes will be less able to claim that 'there aren't many trans* people in the UK' and then claim that 'services aren't justified for a small number of people'."

if your cat often bothers you at your computer and walks all over your keyboard, it's because they're trying to join you and do what you're doing. It's a sign of affection! One way to mitigate disruption without pushing away your cat is by buying your cat their own laptop and plugging it in next to yours. make sure the laptop has wifi, a VPN, and access to the darkweb

for everyone else

the sknq has gotcha covered
youtube.com/watch?v=YUVs7vXNZi
bask in the 80s washing machine advertisement using chiptune music (from the gameboy/zx spectrum Robocop games)

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there is a specific subset of my followers who will get this atrocious post

for all of you who fit that bill,

👉​:blobsunglasses:​👉
eyyyy

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i have a type okay

that type is ...

...

well anybody who can pin me up against a wall, really. .////.

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me seeing the vampire lady in the new RE8 trailer: ahaha oh wow i bet there's gonna be so much fanart of her
me seeing that fanart: o////o
me finding out she's like eight fuckin' foot tall: /)//////////////(\

the fact that the ATX standard has 12V is really handy in that it makes it easy to replace the PC Speaker in your computer with a real actual car horn

look if u want feet pics u just have to ask

RT @unsolvedtwt@twitter.com

internet friends are so weird because like i know ur deepest trauma but i’ve never seen ur legs

🐦🔗: twitter.com/unsolvedtwt/status

aand they should all use the main theme but turned into ska or punk

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so like

the skateboarding game in MGS2 Substance (or was it Subsistence I can never remember)

more games should have skateboarding minigames.

SUUUUUUUPER cute sketch page comm i got from @/quasarbunart over on twitter

it's me! the dog girl!!

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