Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

for that specific subset of my followers who both
A) are hype for Silksong
and B) also have experienced in some way Aggretsuko

https://twitter.com/Walfajor/status/1353813199343255554

Hornet
with Fenneko's expressions

He can't ever do any actual harm to me, even if he just went full force against me. He's a duck. I don't even back off. If he does get wildly aggressive I'll just grab him, pick him up, let him go ham until he realises I'm not gonna hurt him or the girls, and then pop him back down on the ground once he's had his petting and cuddles, and laugh at the doofus a bit. Silly thing.

lol Yin has gotten bold(-ish). Whenever I put food out for them he's always front of the pack, and stands tall and alert, quacking constantly, waiting until all the girls are done eating before eating for himself, keeping guard of them (Yang does the same, but doesn't keep doing the alert quacking, he just waits calmly), but now he's taken to putting his head down and trying to chase me when I turn to go back inside if they're still eating. like
dude wtf, i'm 100x your size XD

kobolds occur when the gremlin energy of a being reaches a critical mass. the transformation is instant, and reportedly extremely pleasant, and in many cultures is celebrated as a joyous occasion, a freeing of one's soul and very being.

fuck i'm thirsty i should get a drink

a mastodon instance where the default font it uses has random kerning, leading and spacing. It's still screenreader friendly because it's just a font...

...aaaaand the SCP foundation caught and containewd it. dang.

"Your honour, I move that the facts of this case speak for themselves."
"... that does not mean you can open and close the case brief and use ventriloquism to have 'The Facts' say whatever you want them to."
"...dang"

it is somewhat disturbing to me that there is a musical instrument called a mandolin

and also a kitchen tool called a mandolin

....and only one of those should have fingers anywhere near it D: