Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

i'm playing blaster master zero 2 on switch and it's good?

but.. .goddamn you take fall damage like a motherfucka

girls, and stay with me on this one, *leans closer to the microphone... long pause for effect*... /KISSING GIRLS/

...shouldn't it be HTMUL?

like...

Hypertext is one word but that's HT, and Markup is technically two words, but that's just... M... it should be MU. ...

...language can stay as one word and just one letter that one's not being weird about it, it's cool.

and Only now do I realise that they've been doing this deliberately and preying on that particular bit of my brain and my ADHD, holy fuck.

fuck i literally stopped sleeping some nights because of my ability to just chew through books (also a little literally, I uh... I used to without even thinking about it, tear bits off the edges of pages and eat them for some reason ._.; a lot of my books from when I was younger are uh... monch'd somewhat...).

also the bit where Jim talks about predatory microtransactions HOLY FUCK I am furious at game devs now for those. I have LEGIT been tricked by them with those, repeatedly in the past.

btw if you haven't yet, (and you're not terrified of clowns, cause uh, there's a lot of 'em in there) you should absolutely watch Worthikid's "Wire" video because a) it's rad as hell, b) big monster clown gal who super stronk and very teethy , c) awesome fuckin' music too, d) the animation is slick as fuck and e) yeah it's nothing to do with Big Top Burger sadly but I cannot stop headcanoning it myself.

god im so glad i got Miq to play Undertale and Deltarune because now I have someone to gush about it in person to and htey can gush back ;w;

pretty sure there's a dril tweet for everything...
ergo one could reference dril tweets a la bible verse citations

for example: "So sayeth the Book of Wint, 13:7:28, 'if your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war'."

god i need a footrest something fierce :|

I'm using the subwoofer for my speakers, which uh... aren'ty actually plugged in because I'm using my headset instead for sound, but... ugh, it's so uncomfortable because it's hard and rigid arhghgjhbkfff...

...hold up i just realised something

Franziska Von Karma is of course Manfred's daughter, hence the hair.

but... Miles Edgeworth was "adopted" by Manfred after the dude murdered his dad when he was a kid.

and yet he has the same sort of hair colour and style...

...

do you think Manfred made him dye his hair to fit in or something??