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everyone. ive been thinking EXTREMELY hard. and ive discovered it. the Secret

the secret to SuperThought

SuperThought allows u to think of things that just arent possible using regular Thought

for example
here is my first SuperThought

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BEGIN SUPERTHOUGHT
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if u burn a banana then
is it called a Burnana. ?
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Music critic: "this just sounds like a bunch of daft punk music to me"

Thomas Bangalter: "Hmm... that gives me an idea" *jump cut to TB hammering a "no critics" sign outside his home*

I mean you still teleport there but it's kinda a little sad that now the weird floaty thing barely happens ;w;

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so, my base in NMS has this weird bug where, when you teleport there, you... slowly start floating upwards and to the side...

it used to be this was far more pronounced to the point where if I wasn't paying attention I could potentially take a fair chunk of damage (which is mitigated heavily by the honkin great stack of S class shield modules I have in my exosuit now lol).

I decided in the end to move the teleporter to a slightly different location, but... now it just... shifts you slightly.

if sega weren't cowards they'd get the cast of Real Time Fandubs to voice act the sonic characters for the next movie.

This is *another* reminder that it's free to not comment on a Black woman's post. White queers really do log on just to "correct" Black people and it's corny, obnoxious and racist

Shout outs to five year old me who had just learned about fossils and thought "hey what if I bury one of my toy cars in our garden and maybe in hundreds of years it'll be a really fun and confusing fossil!"

Your attempt at pranking future archaeologists was futile, but exceptionally well executed otherwise. Maybe one day we'll manage it though.

a TOS violation is when they delete your account because you posted a fanfic that had Klingons with forehead ridges in a 23rd century setting, right?

I only refer to Mario is Missing! by its original Japanese title: Doki Doki Geography Club

tfw windows decides it knows better and sets your folders to something fuckin random

....you know I just realised

the uh

the poggers meme? The face??

it keeps reminding me of this character from the original Lands of Lore. (eye contact in link, also pixels)
static.wikia.nocookie.net/land

uh... wait there's TWO stellar corruption biome planets in this system what the heckaroonies. not a single npc or creature on any planet so far wtf.

Nope still no creatures or NPC's here. Every building that would NORMALLY have NPC's, or even the secure sites, is basically all but destroyed, with those weird biological horror eggs. What even happened in this system omg

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oh my god even the moon of this Stellar Corruption biome planet (which is just, apparently, a standard , rather nice looking 'Paradise' biome, but all colours aside from vivid, angry red, drained from EVERYTHING, and a lot of storms going off. And also still no friggin NPCs or fauna whatsoever no matter WHAT the scan tells you about the planet,. holy shit. wtf. ) is an Exotic planet what the hell. It's a bubbles biome!... it's pretty at least tho!

OH, YEAH, I FORGOT. the planet info says there's copious fauna and bountiful flora. Well, there's a ton of flora that's for sure.

...when you look at the discoveries tab tho... It says "No planetary fauna". and... there isn't.

...

it's like, there was SUPPOSED to be, but... they're just.... gone...

...

it's really, really creeping me out...

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In a system in NMS where ther'es like, three whole exotic/glitch biome planets so far out of like, six planets total, and the CREEPIEST planet I've been to in it so far, is the one that is just a bog standard scorched planet with cacti and occasional firestorms.... but EVERY. SINGLE. STRUCTURE, EVEN TRADEHUBS, HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO NPCS IN THEM. EVER.

No ships land, aside from mine. It's utterly, UTTERLY lifeless.

If I haven't uploaded it yet I think I might rename it HotSauceOnCreepyPasta.

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