Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Several close calls and a couple of very high profile assassinations of public figures who allegedly were involved in genocidal, biological warfare, I very nearly got exploded to pieces but made it back to a safe station in elite dangerous. Before going to bed of course.

The other couple missions I've got can wait until tomorrow I'm sure

@theoutrider

Motion blur? more like NO-tion blur!

Isabelle: Wholesome, cute, tries her best, however not adverse to using a nailstudded baseball bat to "solve issues" with people causing pain and misery.

Digby: Has seen some serious shit.

you know

i don't know much about animal crossing, i mean i've seen a few memes, a few bits of fanart, a few... other things, and of course screenshots and whatnot

and like

isabelle and digby are related aren't they? But they have such wildly different energies

I only just realised that says "Ellie Dangerous" instead of "Elite Dangerous"

*bursts through the wall like some kind of advertising mascot* hey if a guy with a fascination of and a brand centred around llamas decided to make his own world wide communications
Would that be a Jeff Minternet?

Stopped off at a system in Ellie dangerous the other day, decided "eh let's see if there's any fun missions here". Looked through all the factions in play and all were corporate, dictatorship or investment... Except one

A communist party.

...

So of course I started working for them :3

I land the ship PERFECTLY on the FIRST TRY, real close to the target building., touch down, locked in place, go to board my SRV and "...where's my SRV??"...

*penny not so much drops as launches into the ground leaving a crater*

".....aw ffffffffffffffffffff-" *looks at nearest station 5k ls away* "-FFFFFFFFFFF-" *gets interdicted shortly before arriving at the station* -/FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF/-" *power draw too much* "-//FFFFFFAARRGHHHHHHHHH//"

I am a genius

I recently got a Cobra Mk 3 to putz about in E:D with. armed to the teeth, this sucker is gonna make a lotta bad guys very very unhappy :3

It's got some power problems but I can work with that just fine as soon as I can afford a size 4, A class reactor that I want.

HOWEVER.

I neglected to puyt a vehicle bay in it. and take on a bounty hunting mission.
Which requires me to land on a planet.

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Amoonguss_(Pok%C3%A9mon) pretty sus lookin pokemon if you ask me

short of including eggs, it has rather a surprising amount of HowToBasic energy to it I feel

lb: boosting that because i am unreasonably proud of that video pooptoot

i will never not laugh at:
honse
E X P A N D  B I R B
spiders georg
dril tweets
a hotwheels car embedding into the ceiling after the track it's on disconnects due to the ridiculous forces it's been whipped around the track at while Deja Vu from the Initial D soundtrack plays, and is muffled from the point of impact onwards.