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MY WIFE SURPRISED ME WITH A COMMISSION OF DRAGON AND AAA this is like the most beautiful thing i have ever seen look at herrrrrrrrrrr omg i love this so much im vibrating

one day it was safe to turn off your computer, and you booted it back up, and it was never safe to turn it off again :< :<

"Actually Evergreen is the company, you're thinking of Evergreen's Monster"

If spaceships wore pants 

would they be hull britches?

"so, doctor, how's it look?"
"... There's... No easy way to say this..."
"W.. what do you mean?? I'm fine, right?? It's just a little neck pain, and a reoccurring headache, right??"
"... I'm always it's worse than that... You've... I'm afraid to say... you're being sponsored by raid: Shadow legends"

Max Headroom WAS the first V-Tuber and he meets almost all of modern criteria for a V-Tuber except for hypersexualization.

Y'know what I want to see more of? Post-dystopia stuff. Gimme those cyberpunk cities with community-made murals being painted over the billboards, those soil-remediation and reforestation projects breathing life into what was once poisoned wasteland

Hi I'm Ren the heat under the brand name genders, third party genders may invalidate your warranty

Several close calls and a couple of very high profile assassinations of public figures who allegedly were involved in genocidal, biological warfare, I very nearly got exploded to pieces but made it back to a safe station in elite dangerous. Before going to bed of course.

The other couple missions I've got can wait until tomorrow I'm sure

Isabelle: Wholesome, cute, tries her best, however not adverse to using a nailstudded baseball bat to "solve issues" with people causing pain and misery.

Digby: Has seen some serious shit.

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you know

i don't know much about animal crossing, i mean i've seen a few memes, a few bits of fanart, a few... other things, and of course screenshots and whatnot

and like

isabelle and digby are related aren't they? But they have such wildly different energies

all those ships in the Suez Canal should take advantage of the few days they're stuck in traffic by checking out the expanded Free Trial, new players can journey through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for FREE with no restriction on playtime

I only just realised that says "Ellie Dangerous" instead of "Elite Dangerous"

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*bursts through the wall like some kind of advertising mascot* hey if a guy with a fascination of and a brand centred around llamas decided to make his own world wide communications
Would that be a Jeff Minternet?

Stopped off at a system in Ellie dangerous the other day, decided "eh let's see if there's any fun missions here". Looked through all the factions in play and all were corporate, dictatorship or investment... Except one

A communist party.

...

So of course I started working for them :3

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