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final boss is defeated and right before they die the hero takes off their helmet, whips out a cellphone, and takes a selfie of themselves dabbing right in front of the bad guy's face as he's on the floor just to capture his look of absolute disgust.

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like, an absolutely played straight grimdark setting, but the player characters and various key friendly NPCs are the only ones who are like "...this shit is absolutely ridiculous oh my god" and just refuse to take the super-edgy crap seriously in any capacity, which is why the villains are trying to kill the players, they're upset that nobody takes their ridiculous "WOE IS ME I AM SO DARK AND EDGY" crap seriously.

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someone should make a dark souls clone but the messages are filled with deliberately silly things to make messages with. Oh sure, you can absolutely give other players hints, but if you just want to say hi there's plenty of room to write crap like "so bonely" next to a skeleton, or "terrible breath ahead" right before you enter a corridoor where a dragon breathes fire down it at you.

move over ever given cookstar is the avatar of weird fuckups now

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utterly, wholly invested in this cooking mama cookstar saga

(MOTHERTRUCKER is a great track to do dogfights to....

....trading runs? Nnnnot so much lol)

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Elite Dangeorus with the BLUE REVOLVER OST? sure why not.

...for april fools, Arknights gives away a free character, Conviction who... looks like a character straight out of Oh My Goddess, but festooned with peacock feathers. And who has Skills that are....

...of dubious usage...

....

and is only 4 stars.

...and apparently cannot have their potential improved????...

....

.____.

...mouse is doing a doubleclick thing with the middle and left click. hhhh

it's the first of april.
so it's april fool's day.
So here's my prank.
April fools
i haven't got a prank. Ever.

here's another periodic reminder that "IQ" is racist pseudoscience

Hey I’m trans, am paid very little, in school, and have been personally struggling on the reg and could always use some support, if you can.

I will absolutely use today to ask for help, because honestly I need it, but I hate how often I do :/

I’d also like to ask that you consider supporting other trans people in need and to listen to our struggles,learn, and find ways to be an active ally that’s helps boost trans voices and stories.

My ko-fi is in my bio if you wanna toss me some pennies 🐀

CentOS alternatives roundup (1/2) 

#Linux #RHEL

As #RedHat is stopping support for downstream #centos builds at the end of the year, a few free to use alternatives are emerging, and pre-existing ones are gaining relevance. Here are the three main ones with the purpose of being RHEL-compatible to fill that gap:

Rocky Linux #RockyLinux
rockylinux.org/

Founded by Gregory Kurtzer, co-founder of the original CentOS project. There’s no foundation or corporation behind it (yet?), but it has a few sponsors and a seemingly very devoted community. A first release candidate was supposed to release today, but I’ve heard that it’s been pushed back towards the end of April according to recent talks they’ve given.

#AlmaLinux
almalinux.org/

Self-described RHEL fork from the CloudLinux corporation. It has an identical mission statement to Rocky and emphasize that it has corporate support and funding for the project and commited to support its current release, out just today, until 2029, which was CentOS 8’s initial EOL date.

CentOS alternatives roundup (2/2) 

Oracle Linux #OracleLinux
oracle.com/linux/

RHEL fork from #Oracle, plus the optional Unbreakable Entreprise Kernel, that’s more recent and that support live patching, which is pretty cool. Has been out and on the market since 2006. They also provide paid enterprise support at a lower price tag than RedHat licenses. They like to boast about how much better it is than CentOS, but given Oracle’s history of playing similar tricks that RedHat just did, I wouldn’t blame you for not trusting them.

2/3 of those alternatives are in their infancy, so if you’re an enterprise client of course they’re probably a risk to take, especially since I do believe there’s a good chance only one of them ends up being successful. But it will be nice to see how they evolve.

Also note that while CentOS 8 support ends in December 2021, CentOS 7 in turn lasts until June 2024. If your production still uses this version and does not have an urgent need to upgrade, sticking to it for a bit longer to see how things develop is absolutely an option.

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we here at the mafia have investigated claims that we kill people and the investigative commission consisting entirely of members of the mafia have concluded that we actually don't kill people

UK politics / fascism 

We've now reached far enough through the descent into fascism where our government will openly and brazenly say that people's chances in life here are "attributed to cultural and genetic factors" and that it's not a problem at all, that we're a "model of racial equality" despite this overtly fascist concept becoming normalised in this way from the top. It's all got incredibly Aryan race here, and the worse part is that the majority of Brits will lap this up. Don't let them.

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