Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

swear to god if someone interdicts me while I'm halfway to this fucking station i am going to unload everything on them I don't even care if they're Elite fuck 'em. all this for delivering two units of fucking cobalt god. next time I'm gonna tell them to do it their fucking self.

I see you favving that @outie :3

and like me you're probably imaginign like, a cutscene of the player character rounding a corner all casual like, seeing a huge bridge, and just like... deflating, facepalming. and then they hold up a hand, counting down from three to one, and RIGHT on cue, a dragon flies overhead, lands on the battlements opposite and roars threateningly, and they just throw their hands up in exasperation because OF COURSE there's a fucking dragon.

like, god, why. like, you could stick a major trade station near the nav beacon, or at least within like, a minute flight.

nope. gona put the nearest station like way the fuck out around this OTHER star a solid hour's flight away, coulda just built it near the nav-beacon so it wouldn't take forever to get to but noooope.

who the fuck sticks the only space station in system half a mil light-seconds away from where the nav beacon is what the everloving shit.

I mean sure you've got "horse but hole" and "don't give up, skeleton!" from actual darksouls games but that's IN SPITE of the seriousness of it, and like, the game should absolutely lean into the ridiculousness.

final boss is defeated and right before they die the hero takes off their helmet, whips out a cellphone, and takes a selfie of themselves dabbing right in front of the bad guy's face as he's on the floor just to capture his look of absolute disgust.

like, an absolutely played straight grimdark setting, but the player characters and various key friendly NPCs are the only ones who are like "...this shit is absolutely ridiculous oh my god" and just refuse to take the super-edgy crap seriously in any capacity, which is why the villains are trying to kill the players, they're upset that nobody takes their ridiculous "WOE IS ME I AM SO DARK AND EDGY" crap seriously.

someone should make a dark souls clone but the messages are filled with deliberately silly things to make messages with. Oh sure, you can absolutely give other players hints, but if you just want to say hi there's plenty of room to write crap like "so bonely" next to a skeleton, or "terrible breath ahead" right before you enter a corridoor where a dragon breathes fire down it at you.

move over ever given cookstar is the avatar of weird fuckups now

utterly, wholly invested in this cooking mama cookstar saga

friggin followbots. ugh

AW YISS, on my way to the puppis system in E:D

(MOTHERTRUCKER is a great track to do dogfights to....

....trading runs? Nnnnot so much lol)

Elite Dangeorus with the BLUE REVOLVER OST? sure why not.

...for april fools, Arknights gives away a free character, Conviction who... looks like a character straight out of Oh My Goddess, but festooned with peacock feathers. And who has Skills that are....

...of dubious usage...

....

and is only 4 stars.

...and apparently cannot have their potential improved????...

....

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...mouse is doing a doubleclick thing with the middle and left click. hhhh

it's the first of april.
so it's april fool's day.
So here's my prank.
April fools
i haven't got a prank. Ever.