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"yeah so I paid like upwards of £200 for a controller that I use only for this one game totally worth it"
"did you pay RENT?"
*flipping toggle switches and pushing the throttle all the way up* "the hell's rent?"

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Thulhu has decided she wishes snuggles.

so now I have a ship's cat.

...this would be like... 50% more enjoyable if I had a flight stick for playing E:D with. hmn.. but... justifying that kinda purchase? oof.

If you ever ship code with a bug in it I'll personally drive to your house and pat you on the head. That shit can be hard to catch and you're probably already dealing with 30 support request emails about it

Ace day festivities include:

Lizard

somewhat screenreader unfriendly 

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The company I work for has a couple of opening for a remote, paid C++/Python/Java internships this summer. bison.europa.renci.org/newirod
It's very Linux-y, if you're into that sort of thing.

Really dunno what Sega were thinking there... "It was the 90s! It's a different time!" Says imaginary chud mcstrawman . Yeah. It was wrong back then too.

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Ash is just... Ugh. Not at all amusing. And also not fun to fight in general either, even without being a horrific gay stereotype.

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Really yearning for a streets of rage 3 hack or mod that translates and re-implements all the Bare Knuckle 3 storyline, cutscenes, and dialogue... EXCEPT for Ash.

wives
wives
we're the wives
we meow at night
we kiss at night
we're the wives

hooooly shit Streets of Rage 4 is...

...god it's so fuckin GOOD it is quite literally the best streets of rage game I've ever played?? wtf??????

also Cherry Hunter is absolutely the best character I haven't played Blaze or Axel or Floyd yet but I may do at some point I tried out Cherry first and holy fuck her moveset is 100% my fuckin' JAM. GOD. SO cool.

I'm not super into tycoon type games or stuff but i still feel like you made the right choice

Other people's shower thoughts:
"lol buttered cat dynamo lol watering water makes it grow rofl"

My shower thoughts:
My brain, slamming hands on the desk with Phoenix Wright music playing: "Your honour, I present evidence that the defendant is CLEARLY NOT CIS AND NEVER WAS."
Judge: *pikachu_shocked.png*
Me: *YAMERO_cat.jpg*

Opting out of Google's WLAN geolocation mapping and network quality rating where they test your network and add it to a big database requires you to change your SSID to have a _nomap suffix.

support.google.com/maps/answer

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