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me: Right time to get up and get myself a big drink because I have a thirst unending-
Thulhu: MANDATORY CUDDLE TIME :D :D :D
me: nevermind then guess i'll just become ren jerky

heh: "I’m begging everyone who thinks a software license can delineate when something is or isn’t being used for a bad purpose to read a single book on ethics."

ideolalia.com/essays/trapped-i

*stares into the middle distance with a mug of tea halfway to their mouth*... Arknights is just darker and edgier kemono friends tower defence

misty has found one of her toys again and is making sure everyone knows about it by caterwauling happily with it in her mouth.

What if we put Sonic the Hedgehog's head on top of Duke Nukem's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

Ah time to look up good ol' KyostinV's walkthrough of this event challenge stage so I can FINALLY complete this event fully and-...

...and

.... *eight tries later* WHY DOES THIS NOT WORK WHAT THE FUCK

or is this yet another of my Z-list X-men superpowers? ALong with STATIC ELECTRICITY!!! (but only to zap myself with it), and FINDING SHIT!!!! (but only everyone else's).

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oh god is this where i become the "shredded cheese in the hoodie person" of masto?

boosting all thsoe replies because I love th em but also i am super weirded out by the appearance of mystery cheese in my pocket. how the fuck did it even get there

THERE IS QUITE LITERALLY A QUARTER OF A HANDFUL OF GRATED CHEESE IN MY HOODIE POCKET WHAT THE SHIT

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how did grated cheese get into the frotnt pocket on my hoodie what the SHIT?!

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