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"i like my coffee just like I like my metal"
"bl-"
"ONLY LIQUID AT A TEMPERATURE IN EXCESS OF 1000C"
"...wait..."
*sips perfectly normal tea* "yes?"

you ever think about how if excel stopped working tomorrow, huge parts of the global economy would just stop working

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planet earth: massive cat. earthquakes? purring. massive cat theory basically indisputable at this point

swiggidy swoodle, here's a bowl full of noodles.

*holds up a bowl full of li'l noodly dergs all happy and friendly*

...that's how it goes right?

What do you mean you don't like swans? Come on, get down with the cygnus

I wrote a funny, quirky courtroom drama in space. Readers say it has a 'Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy'-vibe to it.
It's in 10 chapters, all free an available on my website.

Check it out if you like:
- Funny, not taking it self too serious Sci Fi
- Weird aliens
- Space court room dramas
- Free stories

http://cybernuhn.net/chapter-1-not-a-normal-day/

:boost_ok:
#FreeFiction

oop nope, can't do the last two EX stages of the current event in Arknights. not even in the slightest :\

fuck. ah well.

for something they don't actually own? or have any legal rights to own? Over loss of "currency" that actually has no value other than what they claim it has?

I'd like to see them try.

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cursed thought of the day, "pirating" people's NFTs and distributing them for free on a site that's done up like a "YCH" style commission, except it's "Your NFT Here" instead, and it constantly just distributes NFTs that people have already bought for free to prove how fucking useless they are and make sure anybody who bought one hoping to be rich is gonna get their just desserts, and that the people SELLING them are gonna be out of a market. What're they gonna do? Sue me for piracy?

ugh i stink of smoke and i had a shower this morning already. pff.

wood smoke I mean.

had to do a bonfire earlier.

*blecks*

fuck i really love Asbestos's design in Arknights. She's just so friggin cool

also i love that her shield just seems to be some fuck off huge pressure-door that's been repurposed loool

every american 18 and over is now eligible for a covid-19 vaccination in their state as of today, so, uh, please go do that

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