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Pol adjacent shitposting, eye contact in attached picture 

Longer time goes on the more I start to feel like maybe this guy was onto something

putting my phone in my mouth so i can log on with my dental records. they call it tooth factor authentication

Who can throw $100.000 at me to make this a reality?

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#WildIdea: Digital Art Gallery. As in, physical gallery for digital art.

Wall mounted screens of differing sizes and types, each displaying a digital artwork or part of a digital artwork by the artist.

Screen types: regular LCDs, 4K monitors for those extra crisp photo(manip)s, e-ink screens of small and large sizes for monochrome artwork.

Imagine it changing featured artwork every week, or letting you book an hour with any given previous theme.

this toot brought to you by the fact I didn't notice this when we first got it and I have no idea what happened to all the cables and if I still even have the bastard things. >:|

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i like the >:| emoticon because it can be read backwards and forwards and the emotion is still exactly the same.

Swapping out an older motherboard in Miq's pc to upgrade it to a new cpu, mobo and ram, and finding out the PSU has DEDICATED fan power sockets: "aw YEAAAAH :DDDD"
Finding out said psu also has dedicated POWER CABLES to ALLOW you to connect any other chassis fan to the PSU: ".... >:| "

If your experience does not suit you, mod it. Mod your games, mod your OS, mod your hardware, mod yourself.

As long as you're not in a fair competition, cheat. Cheat if it's an unfair competition. Hack everything, level the playing field.

Remove unwanted mechanics, adjust difficulty, change your perceptions, change your experience. Online, in games, in meatspace. You are the final arbiter in what you experience.

Fuck anyone who claims this is wrong or cheapens an experience.

Hey so the Seattle Police Department is holding a free Law Enforcement Appreciation Dinner next week!

eventbrite.com/e/seattle-washi

It Sure Would Be Terrible if all the seats were taken up by people who aren't law enforcement officers and don't intend to show up! :blobowoevil:

There's a group of gamers on resetera doing some testing against the failure rate of ORAS carts and finding they have an extremely high failure rate and are going corrupt/unbootable all around the same time this month; at least the PAL ones.

Probably a bad batch, but the flash media used in 3DS carts does NOT have the "Centuries if treated well" storage life of carts from the NES era, so we should expect full data loss on these carts in our lifetimes.

Preservation. It's important.

re; my last too toots, those probably should have stayed "in the drafts" as they say but that thought just would not leave me alone.

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re: old fediverse meme, garbage pooptooting, cw for violence p2 

At the signal from this silhoutte, one of the hired goons moves, and I feel a shock of pain in my temple as I am struck. They grab my chin, and bark an order. "WHERE IS LANCE ULANOFF!? WHERE IS HE!? WHERE IS MASTODON HIDING HIM!?"

I cough up some blood, and laugh softly, not looking at the goon, but instead straight at the silhouette, who tightens his fists in rage.

"You'll never find him, William. NEVER."

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old fediverse meme, garbage pooptooting, cw for violence 

my assailant yanks the opaque cloth bag off my head and I flinch at the light. I find myself chained to a chair, with armed guards around me.

Before me stands a figure, silhouetted. I cannot make out their face, but I already know who it is. I simply smile to myself; i am unafraid. I will not break. 1/2

"what supoer power would you choose if you could have any power whatsoever?"
idk i guess the power to just... not be uncomfortable or unhappy ever. that'd be nice. maybe just... not have a body at all, just float around, not have to worry about food, drink, dying, healthcare, getting sick, getting tired, needing the bathroom, any of that shit. just like... yeah. maybe being a jellyfish, that'd be cool...
"...i was...meaning like superstrength??"
and have RESPONSIBILITIES?! GOD, fuck no!

looks into the camera like im on the office

RT @pcgamer@twitter.com

"Doesn't help that we don't currently verify email address or have good account security," one Epic executive said. trib.al/U2EZiSq

🐦🔗: twitter.com/pcgamer/status/138

signal buys targeted facebook ads that just reveal the targeting information

and then gets banned from facebook ads

signal.org/blog/the-instagram-

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