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weh. wnat to do things but A) too hot
b) can't voice chat because throat is utterly shredded from this virus I've managed to catch, so can't play MHWorld online with Miq
c) ill so feel like gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarbo.

two bros sitting five feet apart in a hottub because, while they are both gay af, they're social distancing, even though they haven't thought about the fact they're sharing the same water.

...they're not super clever. It's okay tho. Their hearts are in the right place.

Himbros.

somewhere out in the ocean there is a metal slug tank on a little raft that's just floating about having a little sea adventure with two lesbiabs who have given up war and the military forever.

(the flo and eri we see in later games are clones not the ones from Metal Slug 3 this is my headcanon)

looking at the dog airport game patch notes like "I reported that bug!"
(it's the photocopier one)

RT @khatange@twitter.com

the first part of this is the funniest sentence in the history of esports

🐦🔗: twitter.com/khatange/status/13

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megaman zero: set in a world where all reploids are required to have panties.

Me whenever I pick up a Super Shoot "Account Item" (basically bonus item) in Monster Hunter: Rise: "WHERE IS MY SUPER SHOOT?"

Playing MHWorld and just bumming around in the tradeyard while I gear up for the three elder dragons prior to the final boss of the core game, before Iceborne starts.

and I'm surprised to find it straight up uses a musical sting from Metal Gear Solid

Cursed masc branding bs, shitposting 

@Nine *Footage of strongmen in thigh highs crushing melons between their legs*

Cursed masc branding bs, shitposting 

My brain: "new, THIGH GUYS, thigh highs, for MEN"

"did you know there's a Fireman Sam manga that started in 1989, and it's still going? and the same guy has been doing it all this time. he's taken it in some pretty strange directions but i will defend it to the Death"

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well shit. Latest update to Discord just completely broke voice chat on it for me and Miq. Neither of our microphones, which were working JUST FINE before their update, now work. Windows detects them just fine, and can even pick up our voices. Discord just ignores it entirely :|

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