Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Thought: a spider gal who runs a bar. Patrons come in, she serves drinks and snacks, lets them have a nice quiet time. a lot of folks come there regularly, she even has rooms for people to stay in if they need somewhere to hide or rest. She's super nice even though she sometimes weirds out newbies to the place by calling them her "sweet little prey" and insisting on tucking them into bed at nights with her hand woven bedsheets.

but she really is harmless. She's just a nice host to the patrons!

thanks to the internet, whenever i hear the phrase "You're out of touch", i immediately have to break into song with "I'm outta tiii~iiime~, but I'm outta my head when you're not around~ o/'"

no exceptions.

which is why i was fired from the board of directors.

weh. wnat to do things but A) too hot
b) can't voice chat because throat is utterly shredded from this virus I've managed to catch, so can't play MHWorld online with Miq
c) ill so feel like gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarbo.

two bros sitting five feet apart in a hottub because, while they are both gay af, they're social distancing, even though they haven't thought about the fact they're sharing the same water.

...they're not super clever. It's okay tho. Their hearts are in the right place.

Himbros.

somewhere out in the ocean there is a metal slug tank on a little raft that's just floating about having a little sea adventure with two lesbiabs who have given up war and the military forever.

(the flo and eri we see in later games are clones not the ones from Metal Slug 3 this is my headcanon)

megaman zero: set in a world where all reploids are required to have panties.

Me whenever I pick up a Super Shoot "Account Item" (basically bonus item) in Monster Hunter: Rise: "WHERE IS MY SUPER SHOOT?"

Playing MHWorld and just bumming around in the tradeyard while I gear up for the three elder dragons prior to the final boss of the core game, before Iceborne starts.

and I'm surprised to find it straight up uses a musical sting from Metal Gear Solid

My brain: "new, THIGH GUYS, thigh highs, for MEN"