Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

the egg fell on the floor and broke ;;

ooo new bdg video on weird icecreams and

uh oh

oh no brian turn around oh no

BRIAN
THE EG
TURN AROUND THE EGG IS GONNA FAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOHGODOHNO

"no thoughts, head empty"
*mii channel music*
"one thought, head otherwise empty"

Like this poor boy just wants to make sashimi and rest and sure he can fight and is good with a knife but no he's just a regular ass Street food chef who just because he LOOKS like some kind of mafia hitman gets dragged into SO MUCH SHIT. Even his Elite 2 skin, where even Hung gets "dramatic combat pose to show how badass he really is!!", Whereas Jaye's is just "no, really, I'm just a street chef. Can I go nap now?"

Like, Hung, Ask, Waai Fu, and Jaye, I love all those dorks so much. Aak? Jaded and cynical Street doctor who absolutely has no patience for doing the "right" thing when there are more pragmatic and effective (if perhaps morally reprehensible) solutions, but his moral compass, Hung (The Goodest Boy) keeps him from going too far. Waai Fu who is straight up a Kung Fu movie protag, and maybe watched too much kamen rider, and then Jaye... Who just wants a nap

Apropos of nothing, I think honestly my favourite characters in Arknights are all the kinda weird ones that are probably largely useless in the game, but I just love their personalities and backstories