Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

"Well i'll be a horse's ass" he murmured, as he looked over appreciatively at the stallion in bed beside him.

The horse groaned and ran a hand over his face, glancing wearily over his shoulder at his donkey husband. "We've been married six years; are you gonna be doing this EVERY time you wake up?"

His partner grinned, seeing the badly hidden smirk on the stallion's face; "Only until it stops being funny."

anything can be a speedrun if you attempt it fast and recklessly enough

no one:

absolutely noone:

me seeing someone mention ANYTHING with ANYTHING close to a change in how fast it happens or is completed: [%name] any% wr attempt

(oh on a side note i looked into the proposal document and actually read it for the skunk emoji and ngl I could not stop giggling that one of the major points they make is that it would be more hilarious if they put a skunk emoji in for the fart jokes that are already made using the dashing emoji and a panda emoji in combination to signify a skunk. I mean, i'm also a little insulted that AGAIN, skunks are relegated to a fart joke or pepe le sexual harassment lawsuit references but...)

oh what the fuck

one of the skunk emoji changed.

I think it was the google one and it had this gloriously fucking sassy walk with its nose held high and it was the GREATEST FUCKIN' EMOJI EVER an d they've changed it and now they're all just basic as hell i mean they look okay but god. what the fuck. you destroyed true fuckin' art. rip sassy skunk emoji, you were murdered before your greatness could be known ;;

nothing against sparkledogs tho, absolutely not. unironically I love that sort of wild free expression of colour and energy and silliness and imagination and it should be embraced, not shunned and shamed.

me immediately: *wondering if they should recreate Pastel and go FULL ABSOLUTE GODMODE QUEER with their design*
my brain: *already thinking about it because we all know the answer is ALWAYS YES*

me: "hm, you know, I don't think i ever had a 'sparkledog' phase... Is that weird?"
my brain: "don't make me tap the sign"
the sign: "You had a character who was a pastel coloured anthro fox at one point"
me: "....ooohhhh yeah I forgot about them. Wasn't their name like-"
brain: "THEIR NAME WAS LITERALLY PASTEL. YOU CALLED THEM PASTEL. THEY WERE VERY VERY GAY"
me: "...well okay but i mean... we both know they could have been gayer."
brain: "...okay fair yeah, we were young and naive."

wonk