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Tweet from Popeye Official. The caption is written like Popeye speaks but I'll translate for screen reader friendliness. It reads "It's Nonbinary Day! Happy celebration to all of my amphibious pals!"
The tweet contains an excerpt from an old Popeye comic. Popeye - who is in a dress and wearing a large hat with a feather in it - is standing opposite a large bald man with a thin moustache. He says "Lem, darling, promise you wont be mad at me if i tell you something." The man says "Of course, I wont be mad at my little wifey, what is it?" Popeye responds "I am amphibious." The man questions with "Amphibious?"
The second panel shows Popeye ripping the dress off and removing his hat to reveal his usual sailor outfit underneath. He says "I wear both women's and men's clothes. I am Popeye the sailor."
just in case you missed here it, here are three real and very very good tweets from the official popeye twitter
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You’re worth more, sis
Went a little crazy with this piece,,,,,,, time lapse coming soon in a separate post!
Finished waist-up!
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let me know if you help out, show me proof and i'll draw a lil portrait of you or your pet if you'd like!
but in the end this does make a point: a point about how capitalism will always copy what it sees, no matter what that is. That we must make our movements fundamentally anti capitalist in reaction.
and if it is just a bunch of cool aesthetic design photos at times, god it's a bunch of REALLY COOL AESTHETIC DESIGN PHOTOS AT TIMES
Ending on a high note with Utopian Scholastic, which might be my favorite.
random short fiction piece based on a random thought in my shitpost generating brain
"Well i'll be a horse's ass" he murmured, as he looked over appreciatively at the stallion in bed beside him.
The horse groaned and ran a hand over his face, glancing wearily over his shoulder at his donkey husband. "We've been married six years; are you gonna be doing this EVERY time you wake up?"
His partner grinned, seeing the badly hidden smirk on the stallion's face; "Only until it stops being funny."
So, hey, I'm a translator. And I'm pretty much *always* looking for more work.
I translate to and from Polish.
Not the most in-demand language in the English-speaking world, but if you need a translation done or know someone who does, hit me up.
I'm good at what I do, I have low rates, and I can work pretty damn fast if that's what you need.
I am also pretty versatile, I've translated everything from literature to marketing to technical stuff.
"no one wants to work"
As seen on birdsite
https://twitter.com/AbstraitWolf/status/1415720294098956288?s=20
A 15$ min wage wouldn't fucking kill jobs and this is proof
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