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- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
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ive calculated that i need $1043 saved for deposit and rent come august 1st, please help me leave. im honestly afraid of getting hit if i tell them "no" or confront them in any way. and im afraid of my rabbits dying because of their forced neglect.
thank you
https://www.paypal.com/donate?hosted_button_id=62CWL6XW2PNHC
#crowdfunding #TransCrowdFund #bunnies
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Twitter screenshot, not a dunk I promise, cyberpunk
Someone pointed out that the dude that pioneered cyberpunk as a genre is on Twitter and I've been never more happy to see someone retweet a very particular post
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Tweet from Popeye Official. The caption is written like Popeye speaks but I'll translate for screen reader friendliness. It reads "It's Nonbinary Day! Happy celebration to all of my amphibious pals!"
The tweet contains an excerpt from an old Popeye comic. Popeye - who is in a dress and wearing a large hat with a feather in it - is standing opposite a large bald man with a thin moustache. He says "Lem, darling, promise you wont be mad at me if i tell you something." The man says "Of course, I wont be mad at my little wifey, what is it?" Popeye responds "I am amphibious." The man questions with "Amphibious?"
The second panel shows Popeye ripping the dress off and removing his hat to reveal his usual sailor outfit underneath. He says "I wear both women's and men's clothes. I am Popeye the sailor."
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*crosses "sudden intense appreciation for the character of Popeye and the people who run/currently own the official twitter account" off the 2021 bingo board*
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just in case you missed here it, here are three real and very very good tweets from the official popeye twitter
ill do image descriptions in the reply bc theres a lot to describe here
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You’re worth more, sis
Went a little crazy with this piece,,,,,,, time lapse coming soon in a separate post!
Finished waist-up!
Want to support me? Maybe you’ll consider buying me a coffee!
Http://ko-fi.com/sockeye
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hey y'all, my irl friend really needs help! they got into a car accident and they don't have insurance. their cashapp is $MaverickGr and their Venmo is @ MG-Green
let me know if you help out, show me proof and i'll draw a lil portrait of you or your pet if you'd like!
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but in the end this does make a point: a point about how capitalism will always copy what it sees, no matter what that is. That we must make our movements fundamentally anti capitalist in reaction.
and if it is just a bunch of cool aesthetic design photos at times, god it's a bunch of REALLY COOL AESTHETIC DESIGN PHOTOS AT TIMES
Ending on a high note with Utopian Scholastic, which might be my favorite.
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turn golf courses back into wolf courses
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If you asked me to picture the man who invented karaoke, this is exactly the image that would have come to mind
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the deal with thee/thou vs. you was that thee/thou was more personal/intimate, while 'you' was more formal
then english got over having grammatical relationship distance in pronouns & used 'you' everywhere
so when someone in an old-timey story says "Have at thee, villain!", they're actually flirting
Found a bug friemb in our pond when draining it to clean out all the mud that clogged it after some severe rain storms!
CW: for ... Idk freshwater crustacean? Water bubg? Swimmy insect? Hard fish? W/e
random short fiction piece based on a random thought in my shitpost generating brain
"Well i'll be a horse's ass" he murmured, as he looked over appreciatively at the stallion in bed beside him.
The horse groaned and ran a hand over his face, glancing wearily over his shoulder at his donkey husband. "We've been married six years; are you gonna be doing this EVERY time you wake up?"
His partner grinned, seeing the badly hidden smirk on the stallion's face; "Only until it stops being funny."
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So, hey, I'm a translator. And I'm pretty much *always* looking for more work.
I translate to and from Polish.
Not the most in-demand language in the English-speaking world, but if you need a translation done or know someone who does, hit me up.
I'm good at what I do, I have low rates, and I can work pretty damn fast if that's what you need.
I am also pretty versatile, I've translated everything from literature to marketing to technical stuff.
anything can be a speedrun if you attempt it fast and recklessly enough
no one:
absolutely noone:
me seeing someone mention ANYTHING with ANYTHING close to a change in how fast it happens or is completed: [%name] any% wr attempt
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
