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i'm going to tell you a secret that the US Government doesn't want you to know about 

"Bud Light" is short for Budweiser Lightsaber

I was running a female Argonian thief in oblivion and as such added a lot of acrobatic & femme animation sets. its great and honestly really helps play the character, but the side effect is Imperial horseman getting off their horse, doing standing backflip stabs and walking sasily away from corpses.

its a great side effect

discussion of memms and Undertale silliness 

"SANS, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!"
"haha bro it's okay it's just a j-"
"I MEAN YOU ARE MADE OF BONES, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN??"
"uh... Pap, bro, I'm not really-"
"HONESTLY, SANS, I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITHOUT ME! THANK GOODNESS THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS YOUR BROTHER OR ELSE YOU'D REALLY BE IN TROUBLE! I'LL HAVE TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOU!"
"uh... y-yeah... thanks bro."

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discussion of memms and Undertale silliness 

My brain just went off on a tangent of Sans acting out the "bone hurting juice" memm in front of Papyrus for a joke doing the whole "oof ow my bones" thing and Papyrus being the adorable darling he is being super concerned and trying to heal him while also giving him a good telling off for doing something so silly.

bone hurting juice memm blended with silly political/anti-capitalist joke with a sprig of irony and a not entirely non-serious garnish 

*goes to get ready for their work shift* oof ow my existence why did I drink this existential dread under capitalism juice owwww

Take this egg as a sign of your honorary membership in the Lodge

This is why it is important moderators are involved in the communities they moderate to know when someome is being 'politely harassed'.

It's this environment that let sealioning becoming so effective. Allowing mods to wash their hands of people asking many offensive qs politely.

food, disability, accessiblity, The Guardian blog link 

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/w

tl;dr is right there in the link.

If you've ever known someone who scoffed at pre-packed or partially-prepared convenience foods, could you think about boosting this?

aah ow ow ow kami why do you bite when you're happy aaaa

floppy purry kitty just flopping all over my keyboard and my desk in front of it and looking up at me with halflidded eyes and purring in that musical way as I pet her tumtum and aaaa

Today I drew Crystal Belle, a cow of dubious fashion sense, as a gift for @ComputerHusband. She ended up getting finished pretty dang quickly!

Listening to the Super Best Friends peeps talk about the David Cage oeuvre has really helped contextualize just how much of a hack he is. Literally the way his mind works is some things are good, somethings are bad, and they're all connected. That's it. No deeper meaning, good is good and bad is bad.
youtu.be/X3I_Hlt7hGU?t=1821

Aaaaa people have such cool ideas for OCS and their sonas and here I am as just a skunk.

And I guess like I can be all "ok but actually they're more accurately n entity formed from a nanite swarm" but that was more tacked on as an afterthought to explain why I could just become a"puddle" or a gooblob rather than actual thought and design so it feels kinda like cheating?

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