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Burnout Paradise Remastered 

Me after getting sick of failing to do ANY event with the 500Gt because it's a pile of shit iceblock masquerading as a car in an otherwise pretty fun game: "okay fine gonna play as an aggression boost car and just do some road rages"
Me: *immediately after completing said event, wrecks my car against a bus* "Hah! Guess you could say I really ... =w=

BUSted my car up!"

*sound of lawnmower outside, no laughter*

Me: "...oh right I'm the only one here at home right now"

am bed

gon slep
clothes are washed. yaaaay

can shower tomorrow morning too because I feel GRROOSSSS

...it's 1:20 am why are people cheering outside what is-...

...is it the fuckin football?

I love that public perception of Kobolds is that of a very recently invented creature that effectively only shares the same name as the D&D monster, and is otherwise nothing like it except maybe superficial appearance but even that fluctuates rapidly.

I wonder where the Cutebold originated.

manual CW boosting of my bot here because OH MY GOD
cw: Porn mention. aaand it's a bot post so it's gonna get weird.
ren bot's gonna make it get weird.

botsin.space/@NineBooks/100201

oh dang looking at it I've got no way to turn this png into an svg to make it a usable emojo :| I updated it a little at least, now the background is transparent so...

alrighty I've plaeyd 35 hours of jalopy and I think I'm p. much done with it probably i duno . I'll probably come back to it every now and then. it's good tho, don't regret buying it at all

*opens mouth slowly, emits, without moving, the Mii Channel music to myself either =w=

hm that reminds me I wonder if my bot takes toots from this account too...

mmggghhh yep peopled out. gonna be largely quiet, maybe occasionally pooptooting here. I can handle here just about for now <3 but not discord or ims oor people real life for a bit Imma go play some games instead <3

uspol 

It bodes pretty poorly for Michael Cohen that as soon as they reviewed the seized documents, both of his lawyers are immediately quitting: wsj.com/articles/trump-lawyer-

Can't believe my bot subtooted me about my puns. *grumblegrumble*

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