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Burnout Paradise Remastered stuff 

Oh heck I just found out how to do the Showtime thing where you flip yoru car and try to collide with as much as possible using your boost to keep your car moving and I forgot how much fun that was in the original OMG yesssss

also this game needs a way better soundtrack.

like okay there's a few good tracks but it's not like the PS1 roadrash games' music tracks. those three games had legit music in them.

i don't think you quite understand just how dedicated I am to puns

i will pun OUT LOUD whenever I have the opportunity without hesitation
/even if the only audience is myself/

Burnout Paradise Remastered 

Me after getting sick of failing to do ANY event with the 500Gt because it's a pile of shit iceblock masquerading as a car in an otherwise pretty fun game: "okay fine gonna play as an aggression boost car and just do some road rages"
Me: *immediately after completing said event, wrecks my car against a bus* "Hah! Guess you could say I really ... =w=

BUSted my car up!"

*sound of lawnmower outside, no laughter*

Me: "...oh right I'm the only one here at home right now"

am bed

gon slep
clothes are washed. yaaaay

can shower tomorrow morning too because I feel GRROOSSSS

...it's 1:20 am why are people cheering outside what is-...

...is it the fuckin football?

I love that public perception of Kobolds is that of a very recently invented creature that effectively only shares the same name as the D&D monster, and is otherwise nothing like it except maybe superficial appearance but even that fluctuates rapidly.

I wonder where the Cutebold originated.

manual CW boosting of my bot here because OH MY GOD
cw: Porn mention. aaand it's a bot post so it's gonna get weird.
ren bot's gonna make it get weird.

botsin.space/@NineBooks/100201

oh dang looking at it I've got no way to turn this png into an svg to make it a usable emojo :| I updated it a little at least, now the background is transparent so...

alrighty I've plaeyd 35 hours of jalopy and I think I'm p. much done with it probably i duno . I'll probably come back to it every now and then. it's good tho, don't regret buying it at all

*opens mouth slowly, emits, without moving, the Mii Channel music to myself either =w=

hm that reminds me I wonder if my bot takes toots from this account too...

mmggghhh yep peopled out. gonna be largely quiet, maybe occasionally pooptooting here. I can handle here just about for now <3 but not discord or ims oor people real life for a bit Imma go play some games instead <3

uspol 

It bodes pretty poorly for Michael Cohen that as soon as they reviewed the seized documents, both of his lawyers are immediately quitting: wsj.com/articles/trump-lawyer-

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