Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

detroit become robocop

hey so I know at least 1 mutual who also did this so they don't need to pipe up or anything it's cool I know you and I were Sunpals and chugged estus like crazy together but

like

did anybody else when co-opping the Dark Souls games with friends after beating a boss just rapid spam all their remaining estus before they got desummoned by the host as a "celebration chug"?

and now

Africa, by Toto

*a song plays that is completely, but not entirely, totally unlike Africa by Toto*

3d Realms: aaah well that was delicious, good times were had by all, I'm pooped!
Me: mmh, yes I should be g-*notices Ion Maiden on Steam* GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!
3dR: A new Build Engine game?
Me: A...A NEW BUILD ENGINE GAME!? In THIS decade, with THIS computing era, with THESE possible graphics cards, releasing in Early Access on Steam!?
3dR: Yes!
Me:... may I see it?
3dr: £15 plz
Me: :<

Awww NO and A REALLY GOOD TUNE just came up on my phone too ;;

Oh no my alarm went off and my break is over and I have to go upstairs :<

"hey Ren aren't you at work right now?"
"Yep, on my break though"
"Yeah but.... Should you be complaining about work... /On their own WiFi???/"
"Eeeehhhh. What're they gonna do? Fire me??"

Real talk though I make sure to post as little identifying info as possible. At least two mutuals know where it is I work but that's only because I know them in meat space.

So uh

Found out just now my manager has handed in her notice while she's been off sick after she fucked up her ankle at work citing family commitments.

1: thank God she's gotten out of this shit heap before it's gotten worse and I wish her all the best
2: really hope those are pleasant family commitments and not bad ones. She's lovely and I'll miss her.
3: well shit guess who doesn't have a team leader now :|

Oh I tell a lie it did do one functional thing, which was to remove the ability for customers to auto pay for 5p disposable bags because we're not doing them any more soon.

Is there a word for an "update" which actually fixes absolutely nothing and all it does is put a fancy new skin on everything but is still formatted as an update meaning that if the update didn't apply it would near brick the systems it wasn't applied on necessitating an engineer coming out to manually update the systems with this fancy new skin over everything?

Cause uh...

Yeah. That's our self scans.

Morning thoughts: did Mr Krabs actually feel anything
What was he meant to be feeling
What DID he feel

What do crabs feel like
Go touch a crab
Crab sticks rarely actually contain crab
Fish sticks are what we call fish fingers
Fish don't have fingers
Where do they get the fingers?!
That's silly they're just called fingers because they are long oblong shapes.
What if fingers were balls
Balls to the walls
...wall made of balls

.....I should get up.

Ice cubes.

love me some icecubes. gotta chomp em. I know it's probably bad for my teeth but I love it.

...I'm not even sure what to make of that last roll of the kizuna folder with the memmbot.

@McMemeBot !order 4 kizunaaidesu