Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Small follower base industry professional: *gets SLIGHTLY snippy and sarcastic with rando twitter guy trying to correct her at her own job*
SuperFan/parody creator: "GOSH DON'T BE SO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE GOD HOW UNPROFESSIONAL CAN YOU BE??!"
Professional: *just outright blocks the superfan*
SuperFan: GOD LOOK AT THIS SHIT THIS IS SHAMEFUL *retweets and tags the Professional to his 56k followers*

fucksake. -_-

well fuck okay several things on my pc aren't working. like telegram. hm.

lemmie just... uh

*reboots*

and then there's Pokérus! Which AGAIN I thought was some kinda hoax/joke thing but NO, iT'S REAL and it hAPPENS and you can get inFECTED WITH IT and it's a GOOD THING!?

and THEN I learned about EVs and I just... My eyes just crossed and shit. I just cannot make head nor tails of it. it's ridiculous that there's these completely obfuscated mechanics and stats hidden away that are totally random and you get pretty much no fucking indication of in any of the games when they first existed (I think gen 2 or 3 had EVs first??) and yet they can be so integral to making good competitive pokemon

Realtalk though I don't play Pokémon nearly enough or even at all competitively to know what the hell I'm doing.

I just play them for the story?... or did at any rate. But yeah when I heard about Shinies first way back when Gold/Silver/Crystal came out I was like "pff yeah just like mew being under the truck hahaha" and then it turned out to be true and "WAIT WHAT!?"... the shiny thing at any rate.

hey y'all know where i can get hooked up with some of that sweet pokérus, no cops plz

"oh man GameDev Tycoon is really fun. I bet it'd be perfect as a mobile game too... Oh there actually is a mobile version. Oh. The only difference is the price and the controls are adjusted to be more mobile friendly... Huh. That's tempting"
Brain: "you should buy it and then you can play it on your phone any time you're not on your PC like on break and at night before bed or when you're out and about cause you lose so much time to it!"
Me: "... That's precisely why I SHOULDN'T buy it!"

I'm not sure I should be having this much fun with GameDev Tycoon but holy heck I am

Our new oven has a huge mood display

https://computerfairi.es/media/X6PP3jD79YSeA6_kubg

No matter who screams anonymously outside my window for me to do so

i will never log out.

it's been several months since I opened this as my main account

and I am still

LOGGED THE HECK IN