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heck the newest XKCD is an amazing bloody pun i can't help but love it

Memorial: Suicide 

Today, in 2005, my mom took her own life. She was a victim of multiple instances of domestic violence, poverty, and lack of universal health care. I will never stop talking about what ultimately killed her.
If you are struggling please know you are wanted in this world by someone. Message someone or call one of the hotlines. You can survive, you deserve to live.
Suicide Hotline:1-800-784-8433
Lifeline:1-800-273-TALK (8255)
Trevor Project:1-866-488-7386

Alien 3. Ripley is cornered by the victors
and the only Zelda game I was gonna toot something and forgot what it is super helpful

I opened a Liberapay to get some help from people who like my works (or not) :blobcatsurprised:

liberapay.com/Merristasis/

Mild meta politics 

When a random from a free speech instance ends up in your mentions

oh god i do not like the animated banners on Steam now that is a terrible idea oh my fucking god

who called it "is that a fucking jojo reference??"

and not "jojokes"

it's a jojoes 

when i start a discord chatroom vs. literally five minutes after i start a discord chatroom

me: Doctor doctor there's something wrong with my instance

doctor: what seems to be the problem

uh oh... it's time for...
🚨 THE LYNNESBIAN SUPER VIDEO GAME GIVEAWAY DECEMBER EXTRAVAGANZA 🚨
🔁 boosts welcome to give more people games! 🔁

choose any one game from the image (by replying to this toot) below and it will be yours along with any DLC that's shown in the image!

trouble viewing it on mastodon? click the link below!
lynnesbian.space/res/ceres/giv

parents, if you don't talk to your kids about partyrocking

who will?

don't you just love it when the router crashes and you reboot it but before you realised it needed rebooting steam failed to load up because it couldn't connect and while you waited until you had a connectiont o retry the connection when you do steam just sits there going "lol i'm connecting really" but never does anythign hhhhhhhhhhhhh

hey everyone! i... w-wait a minute, no, the experiment wasn't meant to work like this... oh no...

markov 🤖 

oh hey are you a bee
i mean it's 3 am

...well okay I'm super proud of myself right now

I was terrified of wasps, like couldn't be in the same room as one. Huge one flew into my room and buzzed at the window next to my desk trying to get out. Instead of freaking and reaching automatically for the bug spray, I grabbed the key for the window, reached in, unlocked and opened the window, with the huge wasp just six inches from my hand, and let it fly out without ever feeling afraid or anxious.

This new medication is fucking great!

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