http://www.generatorland.com/usergenerator.aspx?id=21452
well first I got "gay motherfucking datemate" and I thought that was pretty amazing.
but then I got "motherfucking [REDACTED] fucker" and holy crap that's so on brand.
✋ Give lots of pets
🍕 Pizza and oreos welcome
👾 Play lots of games. Lots.
💅 Help paint her claws~
🛍️ New clothes at least once a month, shopping with her welcome!
😘 Smooch that boop
📢 Let her squeak!!
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birdsite, ffxiv
Still one of my favourite tweets, and one among many miqo'te facts from @coeurlclaw@twitter.com that I love #ffxiv
christmas
agh I don't like the feel of them grinding to each other ><; but I do like hearing them clack gently to each other. that's nice. ^^
christmas
they feel really nice to just... clack and roll around in my hand. they sound nice too ^^
christmas , food mention
So we had our christmas meal thing today and pulled crackers and I dunno where Paula got them from but they were fucking awesome?
I mean they were still christmas crackers so the jokes were godawful, and so were the hats, but the godawful jokes were... ARTISTICALLY awful. like seriously I'm still thinking about them. hatefully, but still thinking. That's pretty impressive!
oh and I got marbles as the prize in my cracker :D proper old classic glass marbles!
@fillertrack George: "It's not a sword, it's a sabre!"
Jerry: "A sabre is a sword, George."
G: "You gotta use the right nomenclature, Jerry!"
Kramer: "He's right, you know. Knew a guy who thought he was talking about a regular sword, turned out to be a zweihander. Lopped his hand *schhkt* clean off!"
G: "See!"
J: "Did that really happen?"
K: "Yeah!"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.