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Boost this to instantly become gay and gain 5 skill levels in Programming

Whoever came up with the idea that people tell the truth when they drink has obviously never met me when it's 5am and I'm passionately trying to convince some guy that Sting bought a castle in Ireland but it doesn't have indoor plumbing so he has to shit in the moat

TIL that someone has gone and patched up yon bootleg Final Fantasy 7 NES demake to actually include the full length of the game and be much closer to the original (less a big pile of optional bits for space reasons)

The Purge Done Right, Altruism, We can only dream. 

Now you know if Libertarian was like this and not a love affair with Corporations I'd much prefer it. Now I will scream from roofs Altruism is more natural than selfishness and ego-stroking.

(slams fist on mixing desk) this isn't your mom's audio engineering class

because i know she does her mixes in the box... she doesn't need a mixing desk... we'll touch on that subject next week...

Miq: *going around the Zorah domain, Prince Sidon turns up*
Me: FISH HUSBAND! :D
Sidon: "Eeeeyyyy! ;D "

also BOTW related

i refuse to stop calling Prince Sidon "Fish Husband".

Miq: *teleports his horse to him in Zelda BOTW*
Me: Oh that's cool!
My brain: Teleport Horse.
My brain and me together: TELEPORSE!!

parody song lyrics, death mention 

man walks down the street he says
why is this song stuck in my head
why won't it leave my damn head
why is it soooo catchy

where is my playlist
why is my brain like this
don't wanna be humming this
goddamn tune all day and

Mmmm, Mmmm,
Wish I could think of a different
Song that I actually liked by now
and every day, every day
I've been hearing this goddamn song all day
never ending Paul Simon, please
someone shoot me o/'

Wake me up when Elon Musk has contributed to society even half as much as Naruto Uzumaki has

My wife made a logo for the book I'm almost done writing and it is excellent:

...welp i've had underwear on inside out all bloody day and never realised. good job me

young paul simon looks a little like david schwimmer if he was like...

scaled down vertically just a li'l.

ffffffffffuuugggg I keep getting "Call Me Al" stuck in my head and it just won't.
stop
playing
in my head

like every five mi-o/' DOOOO DO-DO-DO, DOOOO DO-DO-DO dumdumdumdum DO DO DO o/'

as a side note that app DOES have ads, but ANY purchase, no matter how small, removes all non-voluntary ads forever.

what the fuuuUUCK

so this Picture Cross mobile game (which btw is still amazing and free and you should try it out it's great if you love picross games like legit really really great) has a pixel duck as its sort of... title screen avatar??

and iT QUACKS AT YOU AFTER A FEW SECONDS :D

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