Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Bingo Blitz, that's it. Terrible app I'm sure. Gambling just isn't fun for me. But that mouse girl is cute as heck.

So there's this ad I keep seeing on my phone for like.... Some kind of bingo app? Some garbage like that anyway. But the one thing I DO like about it is that one of the two mascots is a mouse girl who looks sassy as hell and is not only way better drawn than the male cat but also is giving me huge Carmen Sandiago vibes

AND THEN IT GIVES ME A GODDAMN TIP ABOUT BEING CAREFUL AROUND CLIFFS!? Oh you cheeky bastard.

*spawns at a shrine they've already beaten in BOTW, at night. immediately set upon by skelemoblins with spears. gets smacked by one right as they try to attack them first, gets launched off the nearby cliff right off the side of the Plateau. dies unavoidably.* :|

WELP

"DAMN! And if only I had access to my teleporter ability I could escape this trap!"
"HAhah! Yes! Now you will NEVER lea-wait you can teleport!?"
"You can't??"
"NO!"
" Good :3 *teleports out* "
"WAIT WHAT!?"

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