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purpose of cat tail: keep cat balanced, show when cat upset
purpose of kangaroo tail: keep balance, help kangaroo stand up after fall down
purpose of rabbit tail: floofe

basically what I'm saying is that I am dangerous and need to be stopped.

please someone end my reign of lexical horror.

someone: *says something completely innocuous*
me: huh I agree with that, I should fav the toot a-
brain: *PUN DETECTED*
me: -aAAUGHHOH NO. I ... I CAN'T... STOP... MYSEEELLFFF - *types out pun as if possessed by some demon of wordplay and hits send despite all efforts not to*

Wait
There would have purchased it on a pi3b a scart to HDMI upscaler for my theoretical never-to-see-the-light-of-day Katamari-Crossed-With-Fire-Pro Wholly Physics Enabled Open UNIVERSE Wrestling Game.

This reads like a litlte surprise gift tbh :D She loves fights and danger. Real thrill seeker. This sort of game maybe just a touch screen that can be as button for that show up in my brain is all over my timeline
.......
i'm sorry that happened, but I'm terribly out of bounds. you can go follow me on the upside, now you know it was rejected or something. maybe there's huge backstab modifiers.

emoji commissions open! (also kind of asking for help, abuse mention) 

Hey, I'm open for commissions again because bills and that sort of BS.

I also need to raise extra money because a month or so ago, I took on a special painting commission from my mother (who has acted abusively towards me, long story) because I was desperate. I don't have the spoons to do it so I just really need to pay back the upfront fee (£250) I got for it so I can just put it behind me.

➡️ ➡️ noct.zone/commissions

FREE SOFTWARE ALERT: this cat is soft but she is not truly free software. free as in beer, not free as in speech. do not adopt from the SPCA, their cats claim to be free but they all come copy protected

bunnies do that cute "binkying" thing when they're super happy.

what if

bunnygirls doing that

@Nine dear nintendo, hear my plea
bring the mp trilogy to switch
so it's not stuck on the wii

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez just joined hbomb's Discord and everyone is having a normal one

Me, jokingly: Fish Husband! :D so dreamy!
Me after beating waterblight ganon and getting congratulated by Prince Sidon, no longer joking at all: oh good lord Fish Husband is so tall and shaking my hand oh my god oh my god oh my god <3<3<3

Canon Samus: Stoic, grimly determined warrior with occasional bouts of serious melancholy.

Fanon Samus: overly dramatic, absolute gay disaster, who is kind to animals and a total goofball. but also totally jacked and a complete badass regardless.

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@Nine The Milk, I had forgotten The Milk... How is it I, a supposed galactic warrior, a union of a race once called perfect and decades of training and knowledge could have forgotten The Milk? To those below me I am flawless, but perhaps this is a lesson, perhaps those with limitless power, those above even me, make mistakes? perhaps even they forget The Milk?

naming yourself is a powerful act. More cis people should do it.

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grocery store clerk: thank you, have a nice day, Miss Aran!
Samus: "Good" day? are there any good days left in the world? I ponder this question that this man... this pawn of the grocery store that was sure to be bought out at any time by a conglomerate posed to me, not out of any niceties, but out of social constructs, out of necessities. Much like being called "Miss Aran" it feels fake, cold barren, without a drop of meaning. As I left the grocery store I...

I mean...

they are ridiculously dangerous and a genuine threat to the universe if Samus hadn't sorted out the Space Pirates and Mother Brain...

...but i mean

they do make exceptionally cute trills and noises.

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