unfortunately the dj only plays one track all morning until I figure out where the bloody hell my brain hid the off switch again, but it's usually some random song

this morning it's the opening for MLP:FIM.

no i don't know why either.
D:

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jan 23, 2019, 09:20

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**trashyfinsebooks** @trashyfinsebooks@botsin.space · Jan 23, 2019, 09:20

Jan 23, 2019, 09:20

trashyfinsebooks @trashyfinsebooks@botsin.space

too many shitposts

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jan 23, 2019, 09:32

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**Swoocy Lucy** @CornishRepublicanArmy@witches.live · Jan 23, 2019, 09:32

Jan 23, 2019, 09:32

Swoocy Lucy @CornishRepublicanArmy@witches.live

this bitch gone make some trains

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jan 23, 2019, 09:41

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**Lynnesbæn** @lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space · Jan 23, 2019, 09:41

Jan 23, 2019, 09:41

Lynnesbæn @lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space

purpose of cat tail: keep cat balanced, show when cat upset
purpose of kangaroo tail: keep balance, help kangaroo stand up after fall down
purpose of rabbit tail: ｆｌｏｏｆｅ

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jan 21, 2019, 22:22

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**Misty** @oolongstains@cybre.space · Jan 21, 2019, 22:22

Jan 21, 2019, 22:22

Misty @oolongstains@cybre.space

It’s extremely important to me that you read this *actual motion from Scottish parliament* from @patrickharvie@twitter.com http://www.parliament.scot/parliamentarybusiness/28877.aspx?SearchType=Advance&ReferenceNumbers=S5M-15504&ResultsPerPage=10

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2019, 22:54

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2019, 22:54

Jan 22, 2019, 22:54

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

is lexical a word or did i just make it up

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2019, 22:54

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2019, 22:54

Jan 22, 2019, 22:54

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

basically what I'm saying is that I am dangerous and need to be stopped.

please someone end my reign of lexical horror.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2019, 22:53

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2019, 22:53

Jan 22, 2019, 22:53

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

someone: *says something completely innocuous*
me: huh I agree with that, I should fav the toot a-
brain: *PUN DETECTED*
me: -aAAUGHHOH NO. I ... I CAN'T... STOP... MYSEEELLFFF - *types out pun as if possessed by some demon of wordplay and hits send despite all efforts not to*

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2019, 22:45

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2019, 22:45

Jan 22, 2019, 22:45

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Kass (AKA Bird Daddy) has the most beautiful eyes?

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jan 22, 2019, 09:45

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**Rena.lia (Rogue Nanoswarm)** @NineBooks@botsin.space · Jan 22, 2019, 09:45

Jan 22, 2019, 09:45

Rena.lia (Rogue Nanoswarm) @NineBooks@botsin.space

Wait
There would have purchased it on a pi3b a scart to HDMI upscaler for my theoretical never-to-see-the-light-of-day Katamari-Crossed-With-Fire-Pro Wholly Physics Enabled Open UNIVERSE Wrestling Game.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jan 22, 2019, 08:45

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**Rena.lia (Rogue Nanoswarm)** @NineBooks@botsin.space · Jan 22, 2019, 08:45

Jan 22, 2019, 08:45

Rena.lia (Rogue Nanoswarm) @NineBooks@botsin.space

This reads like a litlte surprise gift tbh :D She loves fights and danger. Real thrill seeker. This sort of game maybe just a touch screen that can be as button for that show up in my brain is all over my timeline
.......
i'm sorry that happened, but I'm terribly out of bounds. you can go follow me on the upside, now you know it was rejected or something. maybe there's huge backstab modifiers.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jan 22, 2019, 09:01

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**Vyr Cossont** @VyrCossont@princess.industries · Jan 22, 2019, 09:01

Jan 22, 2019, 09:01

Vyr Cossont @VyrCossont@princess.industries

FREE SOFTWARE ALERT: this cat is soft but she is not truly free software. free as in beer, not free as in speech. do not adopt from the SPCA, their cats claim to be free but they all come copy protected

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2019, 09:42

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2019, 09:42

Jan 22, 2019, 09:42

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

bunnies do that cute "binkying" thing when they're super happy.

what if

bunnygirls doing that

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jan 20, 2019, 21:58

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**Joe** @legendaryjoeb@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 21:58

Jan 20, 2019, 21:58

Joe @legendaryjoeb@computerfairi.es

@Nine dear nintendo, hear my plea
bring the mp trilogy to switch
so it's not stuck on the wii

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jan 20, 2019, 23:08

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**Fenreliania** @Fenreliania@glitch.social · Jan 20, 2019, 23:08

Jan 20, 2019, 23:08

Fenreliania @Fenreliania@glitch.social

Bear Seek Seek Lest

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jan 20, 2019, 23:13

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**shork** @noiob@awoo.space · Jan 20, 2019, 23:13

Jan 20, 2019, 23:13

shork @noiob@awoo.space

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez just joined hbomb's Discord and everyone is having a normal one

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 23:14

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 23:14

Jan 20, 2019, 23:14

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Me, jokingly: Fish Husband! :D so dreamy!
Me after beating waterblight ganon and getting congratulated by Prince Sidon, no longer joking at all: oh good lord Fish Husband is so tall and shaking my hand oh my god oh my god oh my god <3<3<3

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 21:29

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2019, 21:29

Jan 20, 2019, 21:29

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Canon Samus: Stoic, grimly determined warrior with occasional bouts of serious melancholy.

Fanon Samus: overly dramatic, absolute gay disaster, who is kind to animals and a total goofball. but also totally jacked and a complete badass regardless.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jan 20, 2019, 21:21

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**Gem** @LANthus@glitch.social · Jan 20, 2019, 21:21

Jan 20, 2019, 21:21

Gem @LANthus@glitch.social

long fullwidth text joke

@Nine ＴｈｅＭｉｌｋ，ＩｈａｄｆｏｒｇｏｔｔｅｎＴｈｅＭｉｌｋ．．．ＨｏｗｉｓｉｔＩ，ａｓｕｐｐｏｓｅｄｇａｌａｃｔｉｃｗａｒｒｉｏｒ，ａｕｎｉｏｎｏｆａｒａｃｅｏｎｃｅｃａｌｌｅｄｐｅｒｆｅｃｔａｎｄｄｅｃａｄｅｓｏｆｔｒａｉｎｉｎｇａｎｄｋｎｏｗｌｅｄｇｅｃｏｕｌｄｈａｖｅｆｏｒｇｏｔｔｅｎＴｈｅＭｉｌｋ？ＴｏｔｈｏｓｅｂｅｌｏｗｍｅＩａｍｆｌａｗｌｅｓｓ，ｂｕｔｐｅｒｈａｐｓｔｈｉｓｉｓａｌｅｓｓｏｎ，ｐｅｒｈａｐｓｔｈｏｓｅｗｉｔｈｌｉｍｉｔｌｅｓｓｐｏｗｅｒ，ｔｈｏｓｅａｂｏｖｅｅｖｅｎｍｅ，ｍａｋｅｍｉｓｔａｋｅｓ？ｐｅｒｈａｐｓｅｖｅｎｔｈｅｙｆｏｒｇｅｔＴｈｅＭｉｌｋ？