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my current favorite character to play as in S:MCD is NINDŻA, the Polish ninja, not just because they're fun to play as but also i love the idea that SUPERHOT's mysterious in-game creators decided to brainjack this one Polish weeb and made him just REALLY FUCKING GOOD AT SWORDS

argonians are shaped like friends

what's your greatest weakness?

[ me, noticing the interviewer just ended their sentence in a question mark ]

nice try, riddler, but you'll have to do better than that

*gay screaming*

look upon my twerks ye mighty and despair

Hey!! My friend is trying to make me vibrate into the sun or moon gonna win.

Femail address

A lot of color pickers present available colors as circles of that color. When you do this, bigger circles are better. The bigger the circle the easier it is for me to tell the colors apart. Including the color name does help a bit but I honestly prefer just being able to see what the color is. I've attached images of color pickers from two calendar apps. On the one with small circles and color names, most of the colors look the same to me, and the names don't mean much.

HONESTLY

I got peer pressured in to making a poodle Zest (Zoodle)

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1092864190828687366

Jaco gets up to fetch his credit card, returns instead with a banana. Looks at the banana, momentarily baffled. "Wait... I don't think they accept banana"

#AdultLife

Chicken are tamed velociraptors. Send toot.