"Release me," the frog said, "and I will grant you a wish."
"Oh!" the boy said, "I wish to understand all animals!"
All the way home he listened to birds, and he excitedly told his father.
"That's nice," his father said, but the boy heard "Whatever, don't disturb me."
#Cassoland #MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Feb 17, 2019, 20:09

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Feb 17, 2019, 20:09

Feb 17, 2019, 20:09

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Kami is still very unimpressed with Sid. she growls at him whenever he gets near. He... largely ignores her. She's gone off for a sulk now.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Feb 17, 2019, 18:09

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V @V@lgbt.io · Feb 17, 2019, 18:09

Feb 17, 2019, 18:09

V @V@lgbt.io

Pearlina heals my heart.
Source: http://etrianprincess.tumblr.com/post/182838140801/jellu-bean-valentines-day-is-known-as-pearlina

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Feb 17, 2019, 18:32

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**puppy....... 2!!** @pup_hime@bark.house · Feb 17, 2019, 18:32

Feb 17, 2019, 18:32

puppy....... 2!! @pup_hime@bark.house

cw: kinda lewd-ish but mostly cute? furry art

commish!! ✨✨✨✨
🎨 https://www.furaffinity.net/user/excitedcargoyle/

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Feb 17, 2019, 18:07

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**𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕪 💟** @chicky@berries.space · Feb 17, 2019, 18:07

Feb 17, 2019, 18:07

𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕪 💟 @chicky@berries.space

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Oct 28, 2018, 15:52

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**dragon smoocher** @GlitterDisaster@snouts.online · Oct 28, 2018, 15:52

Oct 28, 2018, 15:52

dragon smoocher @GlitterDisaster@snouts.online

@Kaffe @Hootwheels

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Feb 17, 2019, 19:14

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**hmm. codl** @codl@chitter.xyz · Feb 17, 2019, 19:14

Feb 17, 2019, 19:14

hmm. codl @codl@chitter.xyz

boost if you disgaea

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Feb 17, 2019, 19:19

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**Tom (tired of the computer)** @masklayer@slime.global · Feb 17, 2019, 19:19

Feb 17, 2019, 19:19

Tom (tired of the computer) @masklayer@slime.global

Very very unfinished but: new, blueberry-flavored bunboy, who, as you can see from the attached diagram, is soft

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Feb 17, 2019, 10:52

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**Lumb** @Lumb@slime.dragon.garden · Feb 17, 2019, 10:52

Feb 17, 2019, 10:52

Lumb @Lumb@slime.dragon.garden

shrek, kink

mfw my food suddenly compliments me uwu~

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Feb 17, 2019, 10:55

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Feb 17, 2019, 10:55

Feb 17, 2019, 10:55

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

ahhh is there any better feeling than looking at a 15x15 grid and seeing clues like 15, or 8 3 2, or 5 4 5, or 3 2 1 1 1 2, and the like and just...

swiping across that line and filling it in perfectly with the minimum amount of gaps and just seeing it all

fit perfectly into place?

...

okay i mean aside from th-yes, yes that would objectively be a better fee-YES I KNOW I WAS BEING FACETIOUS god okay fine yes there is better feelings but it's STILL PRETTY GOOD FEELING.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Feb 17, 2019, 02:01

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**RIP KNZK** @citrustwee@knzk.me · Feb 17, 2019, 02:01

Feb 17, 2019, 02:01

RIP KNZK @citrustwee@knzk.me

GRU/Linux

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Feb 17, 2019, 02:13

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**Lumb** @Lumb@slime.dragon.garden · Feb 17, 2019, 02:13

Feb 17, 2019, 02:13

Lumb @Lumb@slime.dragon.garden

My hands look like this so that hers can look like this:

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Feb 17, 2019, 10:49

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**Florian** @theoutrider@mastodon.social · Feb 17, 2019, 10:49

Feb 17, 2019, 10:49

Florian @theoutrider@mastodon.social

today in "who fucking designed this": I made a tweet that's kept getting likes in batches of a dozen or two every few hours and got annoyed with the constant notifications to my phone

so I used Twitter's "Mute this conversation" feature on it

I now no longer see notifications of likes in my Notifications column but the push notifications are still coming

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Feb 17, 2019, 10:37

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Feb 17, 2019, 10:37

Feb 17, 2019, 10:37

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

adobe flash is still getting updates what the heck.

in related news I kinda like how on my pc once it's installed an update it opens a browser window to say "Here's some other products you might like!" and NOTHING SHOWS UP thanks to ads being blocked. :3