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Did you ever hear the tragedy of systemd? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

me immediately after hitting send for that toot: oh my god no what the fuck brain
brain: AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT HAHAHA
me: *goes to click delete toot*
brain: wait no what are you doing i said there's nothing you can do about it if you delete it this toot will be meaningless
me: ...*GOES TO DELETE TOOT*
brain: oh but someone replied with something really funny to it now you CAN'T Delete it haHA
me: ...god...dammit. *boosts and favs that admittedly great reply*

aw what it is next level of good content

pooptoot is not only a security precaution for your warewareware warehouse

i have a love-hate relationship with my own brain

it loves that I hate it :|

i’m really happy that i can follow so many trans folks on here. it’s so important to see people like me just being regular people, living your regular lives. i don’t even care if you’re cool or successful or whatever, you all give me hope just by being here

*holds up an orange* What is this so I dashed off to the earlybirds and day folks too!
may the day of you

URGENT 

I still need more money if I am to be able to afford to pay off my phone bill next month. Please help me out:

Cash App: cash.me/$NatsumiKitty

Paypal: paypal.me/gamer0313

#TransCrowdFund

Dig Dug is a screwed-up game.

Look at other games from the same general era, and you'll see the difference:

SPACE INVADERS
Aliens have arrived from outer space and they're REALLY UNFRIENDLY. Fortunately they're also REALLY DUMB. Defend the Earth!

BURGER TIME
You play a guy making burgers by walking all over them. You're just trying to do your job but the food keeps hassling you, man!

@aral Have you heard of "free as in helicopter"?

Someone gives you a free helicopter. Awesome, right? But if you don't know how to fly a helicopter it's useles to you.

In the UK they call Mastodon the Tooty-Elephant

well heck I'm more ill, not less ill :| gonna see doctor on monday. bleh

asking for $ help 

Hey y'all, I'm starting training for a new job this coming Monday, but I'm not going to be getting paid before rent and bills all come due and I was hoping if anybody's got anything they're able to spare, they could send it my way.

I'm also going to need to come up with almost $100 to cover getting licensed for work and to pay for the uniform (robbery if you ask me) on top of everything else, and I'm starting to get a little worried about all this.

Boosts are appreciated a whole lot also <3

#TransCrowdFund

PayPal.me/rosieertel
@RosieGriddle
$RosieGriddle
liberapay.com/RosieGriddle

Free ride-share for PDX queers; Anti-queer Violence 

Need a Safe Ride? Text/Call: 503-455-7077

A Radiocab will be ordered for you, free of charge.

There have been 9 recent assaults and counting in the Portland area targeting queer and trans people, particularly femmes. The attacks have targeted people who are on foot in the city, making it important for queer folks to have safe alternatives to walking/public transit.

To donate to the service: Cash App $saferidepdx

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!